Messing with art and history; a ‘spot what’s wrong with this picture’ game… part 8…

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I am pretty sure I figured out why that guy is screaming…

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Obviously, he was on a bad acid trip.

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Yup, that explains everything.

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Messing with art and history; a ‘spot what’s wrong with this picture’ game… part 7…

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See, now that is just funny. Obviously, he thinks so too.

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Messing with art and history; a ‘spot what’s wrong with this picture’ game… part 6…

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I never noticed until I was messing around with the painting, that the guy’s head is shaped like a light bulb. No wonder he is screaming.

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Messing with art and history; a ‘spot what’s wrong with this picture’ game… part 5…

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Now we are getting into the new stuff. No more reruns. Funny how a tongue can change the interpretation of this famous painting from a scream to… maybe “what is that horrible smell?” We could call it ‘The Stench’.

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I might be a ceramic-glazing idiot savant…

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I finally got to pick up the two bowls I made.

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Remember, my daughter gave me ceramic lessons as a substitute Christmas gift because the glass-blowing studio shut down.

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And then, after they were kiln fired, I went a little crazy on the glazing, not knowing how it would turn out.

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Well…

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They turned out freekin’ awesome!!!

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I took the first pictures in the shade, because look what happens in the sunlight!

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Whole new layers of colors appear.

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They might be a tad primitive, but I think of that as being a good thing. Ceramics let people carry and store and and cook and eat things they couldn’t before. It is one of our earliest, most useful inventions.

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China advanced that knowledge to some incredible levels, making porcelain you could see through.

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When I did the blacksmithing, I was working with fire and air and metals and minerals. Glass blowing felt the same way. Now, I was working with earth. I mean, these were basically mud when we started.

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To make the elements dance for you is amazing.

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You can’t just force air and water and fire and minerals and metals and earth to do things for you.

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You have to romance them into it.

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I honestly had no idea if these would be any good at all. But I am very happy. I might have to do it again, now that I know a little about how the glazes work together.

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So thanks, Jessica. Also, I might get out my digital microscope and take a really close look at my glazing genius!

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Jessica’s bowls came out very nice as well. Her mom did the glazing, because Jess is back in Mew York.

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Messing with art and history; a ‘spot what’s wrong with this picture’ game… part 4…

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Mona is both art and history.

Now, tell me, quickly, what is wrong with this picture?

Once again, this is from my original series of’ what is wrong with this picture’ posts.

This is just to get you in the mood.

The new ones start soon.

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That’s right, she is facing the wrong way. But I didn’t just flip the picture. Look at the background. It is facing the right way. This also was not easy to do. I love Photoshop.

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Messing with art and history; a ‘spot what’s wrong with this picture’ game… part 3…

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Did you spot what is wrong with this picture?

The answer is down below…

And no, I do not mean the fact that a peacock is neither art nor history.

But this was part of the original series of ‘what is wrong with this picture’ posts I did some time ago.

Also, this took a really long time to do, just so you know.

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That’s right, I reversed all the blues and greens. HA!

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It took me a few weeks.

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Messing with art and history; a ‘spot what’s wrong with this picture’ game… part 2…

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Some of the changes I did when I originally did a series of ‘what is wrong with this picture’ post were rather subtle, like this one, with the seasick sailor. Did you spot it?

And some were just silly…

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Obviously, General Lee’s horse, Traveler, did not have extra legs, at least as far as I know.

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Some were both silly and subtle… which should be a word… like sibtle, or sublly. That one was based on the premise that MLK was misunderstood. He didn’t say “I have a dream”, in fact, he said “I have ice cream”.

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And I might have done the original series sometime near Halloween.

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Messing with art and history; a ‘spot what’s wrong with this picture’ game… part 1…

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I know, we did this already, a long time ago.

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That is why the first few posts in this series contain the ones I did before.

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But then, I am upping my game…

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I am pulling out all the stops…

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Oh yeah, I am going to release the crack squirrels that live in my head. This is just to get you warmed up.

 

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Have you ever considered how great the word ‘hold’ is?

You can hold a person tight, or hold them at arm’s length. You can hold a conference, or hold an opinion, hold a conclave, hold a position, hold someone in high or low esteem, hold your horses, hold the phone, hold a bus, hold an election, hold on to a memory, hold on for dear life, hold your breath, hold your stomach in, hold hands, hold on a minute or a second, get put on hold, you can fill the hold of a ship, get a box to hold things in, hold a press conference, hold an office, hold it right there, hold your place in line or hold someone else’s, you can hold up up or hold out, hold in poker, put someone in a choke hold, the dikes and the dams damn well better hold, you can hold the key to the future or hold the fate of the world in your hands, but my personal favorite is to hold a baby.

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