Monthly Archives: March 2012

Jobs they might have been good at… Part 2

This one also seems like a logical choice… We all spend a lot of time in restrooms, but we don’t all begin our journey to eternity there. (Watch that wide stance)… Advertisements

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Jobs they might have been good at… Part 1

(or); More Photoshop Phollies… The premise is simple.¬†I am going to suggest alternate career choices for some famous people. These can be careers that they might have gone into if they hadn’t chosen the job they ended up with, or … Continue reading

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Some of my ideas are good…

(or); Yes, I am smarter than little children… Four or five years ago, when Mollie was still in elementary school, I used to show up early to pick her up because traffic was so bad. This meant that I spent … Continue reading

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If I were the king of the world…

I started a Facebook campaign recently, running for the position of Supreme Leader of all the Universes. And I won. There has been some suggestion that my victory was due mostly to low voter turnout. But if you do not … Continue reading

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All this talk about mustaches…

I started to get a little worried that my choice of facial hair might not be the best one for me… I have gone on record to say that I only grew the mustache because if I do not maintain … Continue reading

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If you want to be an evil dictator… Part 3

Feel free to play with your look… Maybe you just feel that you look as if you take life too¬†seriously… But you do not want to get too carried away right at first… Remember that you want to create the … Continue reading

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If you want to be an evil dictator… Part 2

Nobody ever looked good in a 1970’s adult film-star mustache… Not even adult film stars… In the 1970s… Avoid this look at all costs… Believe me, I am a student of history, and Adolf would have been lucky to get … Continue reading

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