Monthly Archives: July 2015

A cesspool with teeth… AKA Donald Trump’s mouth…

What happens when you fill a large, empty cavity with nothing but excrement, is a buildup of toxic gases thinly disguised as thought. It might actually be a good thing that he vents this buildup, because if it did ever … Continue reading

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Goodbye, Versailles… and a final word on living like a French king…

I hope you have enjoyed my three-part series on how you too can live like a French king. If you follow my simple guidelines, you will soon be alienating poor people and making the rest of the fabulously wealthy feel … Continue reading

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Versailles… part 3… Even more lifestyles of the rich and French…

When I did the first part of my now justifiably famous ‘lifestyles of the rich and French’, in which I gave you useful tips on how to live like a French king, I focused on how to build and decorate … Continue reading

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Sweet dreams, Cecil…

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Hey… who wants to be in my book?

Seriously… I am in the unique position of being able to write some of you in as characters in a murder mystery set in World War Two London. Okay, this is sort of a long story, but bear with me. … Continue reading

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Versailles… part 2… Lifestyles of the rich and French…

If you want to live like a French king, there are certain standards that you have to meet, and certain steps that you must take… Step 1. Commission a famous artist to make a statue of you dressed as an … Continue reading

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Breaking news!!! Donald Trump makes boob of himself…

Donald Trump again makes headlines when he goes on national TV and calls a female lawyer a “horrible person” because she wanted to take a break during a deposition to pump breast milk for her baby. I guess ‘the Donald’ has not … Continue reading

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