See, the cartoon me used to have brown hair, and a goatee. The new cartoon me reflects the changes that are happening to me in real life.
The young cartoon me was a wild and crazy guy…
Especially when I messed with him… me… in Photoshop. Hey, don’t judge me, I made that version for a very specific blog post about an important social issue… which I can’t remember right now.
The new cartoon me is still pretty weird… and will get weirder as I mess with me… him… in Photoshop.
The new me… both cartoon and meat version… is a little more insecure, a little more needy.
But I have not given up on my evil plan to conquer the world through the clever use of a humor blog.