Monthly Archives: December 2014

Happy New Year to you all…

To all of you… my friends… and my minions… the lost souls who just stumbled into my blog and found a place to hang out… the searchers who tarry a while… the word-dancers and those who never say a word… … Continue reading

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A quote on the subject of marriage by Ben Franklin… But please read all the way to the end… You won’t be sorry…

Marriage is the most natural state of Man, and therefore the state in which you will find solid happiness. It is the man and woman united that makes a complete human being. Separate she wants his force of body and … Continue reading

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Have you ever thought about what it would have been like if Jesus had been a republican?

In the first place, you can forget all about that feeding the poor and healing the sick crap! We all know that republican Jesus would have been against any kind of health care that people couldn’t pay for themselves. And … Continue reading

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Finish that fairy tale… Part three… Or maybe the final chapter… Because it is hard to tell if you are all busy, or if this just isn’t that good of an idea…

Once upon a time, there was a young boy who lived in the woods with his grandfather. One day, while playing in the forest, he found a very large egg. The egg was colored with purple swirls of many shades, … Continue reading

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2014 in review

The stats helper monkeys prepared a 2014 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 53,000 times in 2014. If it were a … Continue reading

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Oh man… I am really kinda drunk right now, and I shouldn’t do posts when I’m drunk because the crack squirrels don’t like it… they seem to think that being drunk makes me think for myself and ignore them… but I had an awesome adventure today and met an actual blog friend in real life and it was totally cool… and you are all so jealous…

And I guess that is really all I am going to say right now… but I will do posts about this magical day before too much longer… and there will be pictures… and you will be jealous.

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Finish that fairy tale… Part 2…

Once upon a time there was an adorable little princess. One day her parents, the King and Queen, took her to the seaside. As she was playing down beside the gently lapping waves, she was surprised to see emerging from … Continue reading

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Finish that fairy tale… Part 1…

I thought this might be a fun idea. I am going to write a few very short, single paragraph beginnings to fairy tales. Then, in the comments, you get to finish them. You can make it as weird as you … Continue reading

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Well, according to WordPress… (and we all know they are never wrong)… (except when it comes to implementing annoying changes that nobody really likes)…

I registered my blog three years ago today. And according to their stats page, that means I am averaging less than 1,000 new followers per year. So I guess I have to turn up the heat…

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Balderdash… the final chapter…

Here they are,┬áthe definitions of the words I made up for the end of our little game: 1. Blahggers… Bloggers who do lots of boring posts. You know, they sort of go ‘blah blah blah’. 2. Blawggers… Bloggers who are … Continue reading

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