Monthly Archives: April 2016

Oh crap… I’m being investigated… by the Feral Blogging Inspectors…

Posted on April 30, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Honestly… I had no idea that blogging while under the influence of a head full of wild crack squirrels was against the law…

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Why yes, I am the guy who figured out that you can type insanely long titles for your post, and that, for some reason, WordPress will still show the entire thing on these topic walls where our posts go when we tag them as ‘humor’ or ‘social media’ or whatever, and that this is a sneaky way to get around the fact that the text of your actual post is cut off after the first few sentences, but so far, I have never tried to push the limits of this notion, and see exactly how far they would let me go in the title of a post without cutting it off, and I guess the crack squirrels that live in my head decided that today is as good a day as any on which to try to break the record for ‘longest title of a post on a WordPress blog’… you know, to go with our attempt to break the record for the ‘most comments on a WordPress blog post that isn’t run by a celebrity or a corporation’… which, if you didn’t know, we are already doing, and that post now has 44,330 comments on it… which might be a record, except that for some reason, that is the one stat that WordPress claims they don’t keep track of… but you should still come to my blog and leave a comment on that post anyway, just to become a part of history, or reply to old comments from other bloggers, because it is a fun place to meet people, and I have the best followers on the planet as I have said many times… so you can find that post by clicking the link over there… to the right—–> at the top of my sidebar… the blue words… yes, that’s it… and, oh, I just realized that this title is going to be really hard to proofread, and I remembered that the spell checker doesn’t work in the title bar… so… I guess I am going to have to start going back the beginning <— using my arrow keys, and just reading it all backwards as I go… and thanks for everyting, hope to see you again…

Posted on April 29, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Why should I put words down here, when most of you are just surfing by anyway???

Posted in stuff about blogging | Tagged art, blogging, blogs, humor, social-media, titles, wordpress, world record | 30 Comments

Love yourself… some advice on how to make yourself happy… the final chapter…

Posted on April 29, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Okay, I couldn’t finish this series… (and to find out what this post is about, you need to read the first two posts, because I am not explaining it again)… without adding one song from the classic rock of the 1970’s… and … Continue reading →

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Love yourself… some advice on how to make yourself happy… part 2…

Posted on April 29, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Okay, I know, I told you that just substituting the word ‘I’ or ‘me’ wherever is says ‘you’ in your favorite love song is a great way to cheer yourself up… and get a good laugh… especially if you walk … Continue reading →

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Love yourself… some advice on how to make yourself happy… part 1…

Posted on April 29, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Okay… perhaps, in the name of good taste and your own mental health, you shouldn’t love yourself quite as much as I love me… but here is a simple way to cheer yourself up when you are feeling as blue … Continue reading →

Posted in thinking about stuff | Tagged be happy, happiness, humor, mental-health, music, songs | 11 Comments

Name this… a caption contest… or something…

Posted on April 29, 2016 by pouringmyartout

So far, all I could come up with was this… “Hulk smash puny human who is spreading racist intolerance and bigotry, because Hulk is member of minority!!!” Or maybe… “It ain’t easy being green party!!!” Or just… “Quiet! Hulk trying … Continue reading →