Monthly Archives: March 2013

A happy dog…

I know you are all going to get sick of it if I spend all week just talking about my hilarious science fiction book and how it just got published, so I am going to mix it up with some pictures of a … Continue reading

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I haven’t had time to do an audio book version of my book yet…

But if you want, I will come to your house and read it out loud to you. Heck, I will even act it out for you. With hand puppets. All you need to do is order a copy of my … Continue reading

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Why should you read my book?

I mean besides the obvious reasons such as making me rich and famous. Well, let me see if I can convince you. The main character is me. It is just me in another dimension, another reality. And who doesn’t want to … Continue reading

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I have sold my first book…

And I am now a professional paid author. Special thanks to my friend Bats at  http://http://bats0711.wordpress.com/ She was the very first to buy my book in actual dead tree form. I have now promised to write a character based on her … Continue reading

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You can now buy an actual copy of my book made out of real dead trees!!!

Or at least I hope you can. I am a computer moron, so maybe the link will not even work. But if you could try it out and let me know, that would be awesome… http://www.thebookpatch.com/BookStoreDetails.aspx?BookID=17032&ID=c7bc5700-1c71-49da-8e34-92b095fc8b17 So this is it. The … Continue reading

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I am the proud father of a book…

I doubt you can even see it, but the book on the bottom left is the first book in my series. It is called: The Saloon At The Edge Of Everywhere book one of The Otherwhere Chronicles. It is funny. … Continue reading

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I haz been published!!!…

My awesome daughter has put the first part of my novel up. Thank you Jessica. Now I need to read the email she sent so I can tell you how to find it. I guess I don’t need to tell … Continue reading

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The Chase…

Run after me don’t let me go With each step…I run faster Farther away from home No turning back once I’m gone I will chase you till our breath runs short With each step… gaining ground Until we are running … Continue reading

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I need free advice… and/or editing…

I need to come up with a blurb for the first part of my funny science fiction novel. You know, those clever little descriptions they put on the backs of books to suck readers in. Here is what I came … Continue reading

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Another time I almost died…

You may remember me mentioning that I have had more near death experiences than anybody I have ever heard of. It is time to tell yet another of those stories. Because the thing is… there is that ‘thing’ again… I … Continue reading

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