Monthly Archives: April 2018

Wait… is that an actual sea monster… oh, never mind, it is just a whale penis…

Researchers, after looking at hundreds of old images of ships being dragged to the bottom of the sea by giant, mythical beasts, have determined that the most likely explanation for the giant tentacles reported by seafaring men is, in fact, … Continue reading

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So, uh, these two are going to meet to discuss the future of the world… part 3…

It occurs to me that, despite the threat of things going wrong, and a resulting thermonuclear exchange, tRump might actually learn some things from a real dictator besides how to throw a huge military parade with lots of missiles on … Continue reading

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A closer look… part 14…

Is that a surrealist painting of a pear and some bacon slices??? No, in fact, it is just what happened when I put this photo… … a super close up macro photo I took of a glass table top in … Continue reading

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So, uh, these two are going to meet to discuss the future of the world… part 2…

I mean, maybe they could start off talking about something simple… like hair care products, or how to throw a really good military parade with lots and lots of missiles.  Sort of work their way up to the more important … Continue reading

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So, uh, these two are going to meet to discuss the future of the world… part 1…

Yeah, these two ‘little rocket scientists’ are going to get together to try to stabilize their relationship, upon which hangs world peace and the possibility of a thermonuclear exchange…  is anybody else worried?

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A closer look… part 13…

More fun with some macro photography and simple artistic digital filters. A close up photo of a small rock I found on a beach somewhere during my jaunts around the world. I think the holes are made by some form … Continue reading

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The strange case of the multiplying balloons…

I was at work the other day, doing my sacred, sworn duty as a security guard, keeping the rich people who live in an exclusive community safe from any interaction with normal people who weren’t being paid to be there, … Continue reading

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