What if… part 2…

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What if hippos were built like greyhounds??? That would be bad. Hippos are mean. They kill more people in Africa than lions or crocodiles. Faster hippos are a bad idea.

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Fun with the sun… (or); Instead of just showing you the rest of those photos of the sunset over the San Francisco Bay that I took when I went with my mom into the hills above Berkeley during Christmas vacation, what if I intersperse them with copies upon which I worked some digital magic… part 1…

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Who doesn’t like a nice green and purple alien sunset?

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Even if it was really quite boringly terrestrial.

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You don’t often see the stars that clearly while the sun is still setting…

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Not in your universe, maybe!

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Smoke on the water…

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And fire in the skies! That filter I used is actually called ‘smoke’, if anybody cares.

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Dang it, I jumped the gun on that whole ‘fire in the skies’ thing.

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Hey, sometimes I get ahead of myself…

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Ooooh… sparkly! I actually remember the Bay Area looking like that, you know, back in the ‘day’, when I used to… well… never mind…

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Family-friendly blog and all that!

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See, now that brings back memories too… HA!

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But don’t you waste any time worrying about my wayward youth. Just enjoy the pretty colors.

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What if… part 1…

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What if giraffes didn’t have long necks? I mean, they didn’t always have long necks. That is just the way evolution works… uh, sorry, religious fanatics. This idea, like most of my ideas, came about thanks to the crack squirrels inside my head. One of them whispered something about a short-necked giraffe.  I don’t know the context that this conversational tidbit came up in, but it bounced around inside the parts of my cavernous cranium that the squirrels aren’t using for crack snorting parties and whatever else they do up there when they aren’t bored and chewing on the wiring.

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As usual, please feel free to add suggestions in the comment box for other ideas for this series. If you leave it up to the squirrels, it is going to get weird.

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So, my younger daughter, Mollie, had an organ removed… and all you got was these lousy and almost completely unrelated photos from my phone…

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Okay, the title is a total lie. These first few photos aren’t completely unrelated to Mollie’s surgery. I took them of a big, thorny tree outside the medical center while the surgery was being done, on Coronado Island here in San Diego. Don’t panic, my wife was in the waiting room. I like to pace when I am freaking out.

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Also, don’t panic about the surgery. She is fine. It was two days ago. She’s 19… the young heal quickly. And it was just her gallbladder.

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If you have to have something removed from your body cavity, might I suggest the gallbladder? When it comes to useless… or almost useless… organs, the gallbladder is right up there with the appendix.

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Also, they did it with robot arms, so there were four small incisions instead of one big one like in the old days.

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We did get four pages of high-def photos from the ‘procedure’. On a personal note, my daughter’s kidney is freekin’ beautiful… but stomachs look like a chicken breast covered with clingy yellow streaks of fat. I will see if Mollie will be willing to let me scan the photos and share them.

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Speaking of photos… when I was emailing my phone camera pictures to myself, I sent a few older ones you haven’t seen yet. That is a little dog one of the security patrol guys rescued in that exclusive gated private community where I am a gate security guard now.

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I have trained the patrol guys to stop by the south gate guard house on their way to the main gate, where they call the owners to come pick up their roving pets, so I can pet the dogs.

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Good doggie!

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And good security patrol guy!

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Because trust me, dogs are much easier to train than the patrol guys are.

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‘Uh, Arthur,’ I can hear you asking, ‘what the heck is that, exactly’???

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Well, I am glad you asked. That is this…

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And so is this…

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And this…

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And that…

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And also that…

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And this thing…

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And even that… which are all this thing…

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A glass paperweight I made in my glass blowing class. The first thing I ever made, in fact. But I took a super-close-up macro photo of it, lit from below, in a dark room, and then used Photoshop to take a small part of that image and mirror it a whole bunch of times. Then, I did some digital magic to that.

So, multimedia-wise, that is glass blowing, photography, digital art, on a blog.

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A closer look at stuff… part 2… Show me the money!!!

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Still having fun playing with the digital microscope I got for Christmas.

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We already took a closer look at an American twenty dollar bill. Now, we are going South of the border… you know, before what’s his name builds his wall… or fence… or moat… or whatever.

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Yes, it is time to get up close and personal with some pesos…

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One thousand of them, to be precise.

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Because everything is interesting if you get close enough to it.

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And you probably don’t have a microscope at your house.

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You might not even have any pesos.

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But I live in San Diego, about twenty miles from the border.

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And I have a microscope that takes pictures.

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So, yeah…

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You’re welcome.

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Once again, please feel free to leave me suggestions of things to look closer at in the comments.

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Seriously…

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Don’t let me do this on my own. The crack squirrels in my head will take over.

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And they are the ones who already told me to take images of my moles and other bodily growths and share them to see if anyone thinks they look malignant.

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We don’t want that, do we?

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Also, this blog is supposed to be interactive.

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So you have to do your part too.

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More pictures of the sun setting over the San Francisco Bay, that I took when I was up there for Christmas, and without all those annoying, distracting words that I always try to stick between all the photos in my posts… part 1…

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Just some random photos of some mammals I know…

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I went and visited my friend Olivia today, the daughter of some friends of mine.

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She is three now.

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And the twins, her brothers, are growing up fast. They run around all over the place.

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This little gopher just popped up at my feet at work the other day.

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I miss babysitting Olivia. That was a much better job than the one I have now, even with the gopher thrown in.

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Olivia is more fun to hang around with than the gopher too.

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I only have the two pictures of the twins. I can’t toss them into the air and onto Olivia’s bed and hold my phone at the same time. And they are usually moving to fast for good photos.

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With kids, you have to catch them when they are occupied with something.

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Famous men as famous women… the final chapter… maybe… me as Audrey Hepburn…

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Just making myself laugh in times of trouble…

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Oh man… I should have changed the word ‘enemy’ to ‘enema’… dang it.

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