
What if hippos were built like greyhounds??? That would be bad. Hippos are mean. They kill more people in Africa than lions or crocodiles. Faster hippos are a bad idea.

What if hippos were built like greyhounds??? That would be bad. Hippos are mean. They kill more people in Africa than lions or crocodiles. Faster hippos are a bad idea.

What if giraffes didn’t have long necks? I mean, they didn’t always have long necks. That is just the way evolution works… uh, sorry, religious fanatics. This idea, like most of my ideas, came about thanks to the crack squirrels inside my head. One of them whispered something about a short-necked giraffe. I don’t know the context that this conversational tidbit came up in, but it bounced around inside the parts of my cavernous cranium that the squirrels aren’t using for crack snorting parties and whatever else they do up there when they aren’t bored and chewing on the wiring.

As usual, please feel free to add suggestions in the comment box for other ideas for this series. If you leave it up to the squirrels, it is going to get weird.

Well, I am glad you asked. That is this…

And so is this…

And this…

And that…

And also that…

And this thing…

And even that… which are all this thing…

A glass paperweight I made in my glass blowing class. The first thing I ever made, in fact. But I took a super-close-up macro photo of it, lit from below, in a dark room, and then used Photoshop to take a small part of that image and mirror it a whole bunch of times. Then, I did some digital magic to that.
So, multimedia-wise, that is glass blowing, photography, digital art, on a blog.

Still having fun playing with the digital microscope I got for Christmas.

We already took a closer look at an American twenty dollar bill. Now, we are going South of the border… you know, before what’s his name builds his wall… or fence… or moat… or whatever.

Yes, it is time to get up close and personal with some pesos…

One thousand of them, to be precise.

Because everything is interesting if you get close enough to it.

And you probably don’t have a microscope at your house.

You might not even have any pesos.

But I live in San Diego, about twenty miles from the border.

And I have a microscope that takes pictures.

So, yeah…

You’re welcome.

Once again, please feel free to leave me suggestions of things to look closer at in the comments.

Seriously…

Don’t let me do this on my own. The crack squirrels in my head will take over.

And they are the ones who already told me to take images of my moles and other bodily growths and share them to see if anyone thinks they look malignant.

We don’t want that, do we?

Also, this blog is supposed to be interactive.

So you have to do your part too.














Oh man… I should have changed the word ‘enemy’ to ‘enema’… dang it.