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What if… part 4…

What if Dachshunds were really short?

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What if… part 2…

What if hippos were built like greyhounds??? That would be bad. Hippos are mean. They kill more people in Africa than lions or crocodiles. Faster hippos are a bad idea.

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What if… part 1…

What if giraffes didn’t have long necks? I mean, they didn’t always have long necks. That is just the way evolution works… uh, sorry, religious fanatics. This idea, like most of my ideas, came about thanks to the crack squirrels … Continue reading

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Hey, I need the tail… for balance… when I chase things…

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Hop to it!

To be honest, I couldn’t find the right picture in Google Images, so my legs are on backwards. If you lifted up that shirt, there is a little frog butt facing you under there. HA!

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Things nature might have given us instead of hands… part 3…

I know, they would be as useful for doing handy stuff… but think how fast we could run!

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We need to bring the democratic party and the republican party together… part 2…

Okay… that is just freakin’ adorable… and I want one as a pet… but I don’t know if this is actually helping to solve the mess our political system is in… so let me try one more time… back in … Continue reading

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Seemed like a good idea at the time… I guess…

I used the mutant making machine to give myself a nose job. Maybe I thought it would help me to not forget things… but now I can’t remember if that was why I did it or not. What I do … Continue reading

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Name that piece of Art… part 69…

We are still stuck in the mutant animal vortex… and things are really busy now… and something awesome happened which I will tell you about soon… but until then, name this picture! And be nice.

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When I get my mutant making machine running, this is one of the first things I am going to try…

It would just be so awesome in so many ways…

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