What if giraffes didn’t have long necks? I mean, they didn’t always have long necks. That is just the way evolution works… uh, sorry, religious fanatics. This idea, like most of my ideas, came about thanks to the crack squirrels inside my head. One of them whispered something about a short-necked giraffe.  I don’t know the context that this conversational tidbit came up in, but it bounced around inside the parts of my cavernous cranium that the squirrels aren’t using for crack snorting parties and whatever else they do up there when they aren’t bored and chewing on the wiring.

As usual, please feel free to add suggestions in the comment box for other ideas for this series. If you leave it up to the squirrels, it is going to get weird.