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No, humans, I did not give up on you and return to my home amongst the stars, even though your inexplicable manner of governance is, frankly, a disgrace to ‘intelligent lifeforms’ everywhere and I despair over the fact that some of you have gone straight from ‘climate change is a hoax’ to ‘well, turns out the rest of you were right, but we’re already screwed because it is too late to fix it now, so lets make more money before we all die’, and so I have decided to stick around and see how you all plan to get out of this mess, regardless of the emotional toll it will take upon me as I watch the erosion of so many brilliant human ideas about liberty and justice and humanity, about caring for each other, respecting each other, living in peace and harmony, slowly erode away, battered by the forces of greed, power and violence, as one crazy orange idiot- truly the worst human I have ever paid attention to, and I have been here for thousands of years- dances around the bonfire in which burns the very soul of the human dream of a better future.

Sorry, the title was so long, I don’t have anything else to say… except that I am back. I was removed from wordpress for a while for some reason, but I didn’t even notice. I have been off line because … Continue reading

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Political Action is hard, and protesting takes perseverance and free time. But, see, I am technically retired, so I have time to poke the monkey, as I like to think of it.

What is the best platform to use to start a website to help foment revolution? I mean, peaceful, artistic revolution, using creativity to express our, uh, dissatisfaction with the, umm, current regime, in humorous, tasteful and very colorful ways. Asking … Continue reading

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Once upon a time, there was a king who had a face like a pumpkin, and a brain that was about as useful for thinking as the inside of that pumpkin that he so resembled. One day, his advisor entered the oh-so-tacky throne room. Making his way past the assemblage of lackeys, parasites and posterior smoochers, he addressed the king. “Sire, the peasants are revolting!” The king replied without thinking- (as he was prone to do), and said. “Oh, they aren’t that bad”.

That is a stupid old joke. I may have dressed it up a bit. But the thing is, (hey, thing) this here peasant is, in fact, revolting. I am joining the revolution. I am becoming an activist. I am slowly … Continue reading

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tRump likes his golden toilets… and supposedly, his golden showers as well…

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If only…

Life would be so much easier for all of us.

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There is no cure to the damage being done right now to our Democracy…

When you give away rights and rules and laws, you do not ever get them back again. But, since you didn’t ever learn history, I guess the rest of us are doomed to repeat it.

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I hate to admit it, but tRump is doing a better job than I thought he would do…

He has already figured out that it is “hard to make eggs cheaper.”

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Dear tRump supporters, maybe you can explain how any of this is good for any of us… part 5…

How is it good for us to have a leader whose ego far outstrips his abilities. It is bad enough that he already believes that he is a god, but why are you encouraging this? You know how to tell … Continue reading

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Dear tRump supporters, maybe you can explain how any of this is good for any of us… part 4… (or); Please don’t take this away from me…

Of course I am worried that all his crazy and cruel new rules will become national problems. I have 2 daughters and no grandchildren. I do not want a national abortion ban. Because I do not want my daughters to … Continue reading

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Dear tRump supporters, maybe you can explain how any of this is good for any of us… part 3… (or); I do like me a good metaphor…

Okay, we get it. You were not happy about the way the plane was being flown. So you elected this guy. A guy who has never successfully flown anything. But don’t worry. He has a concept of an inkling of … Continue reading

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