For when you have an irregular president who just can’t get his sh*t together…

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Trump’s ‘crack’ team scrambles to explain his latest irregularities…

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Nature is seldom symmetrical… (or); more fun with mirror-images… the final chapter…

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Well, I started off just doing mirror-images of animal faces looking right into the camera, but that was boring.

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A symmetrical animal face isn’t really any more interesting than the original picture.

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Where as these cracked me up.

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I mean, where else can you go to see these kinds of things?

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Sure, you could drop acid, smoke pot, drink absinthe and shoot heroin before going to the zoo, but I wouldn’t suggest it.

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But hey, you do you, and I will do me…

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With a little help from the completely asymmetrical crack squirrels living in my head.

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My way is much cheaper and almost as much fun.

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Nature is seldom symmetrical… (or); more fun with mirror-images… part 2…

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I am just saying that nature does not deal with symmetry all that often.

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Obviously, a symmetrical mountain would be ridiculous.

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A symmetrical river just isn’t going to happen.

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And it doesn’t matter in which direction you try to add symmetry…

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But I wondered about things that we might think could be symmetrical, like snowflakes…

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Nope. They aren’t symmetrical either. So I wondered what it would look like if I made one symmetrical…

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I suspect that most people, glancing at that, would realize that it isn’t a natural snowflake. Maybe it is a computer-generated fractal or something.

I also know, with my experiments with wet spider webs, that spiders do not believe in symmetry either…

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Which is sort of a shame.

 

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Nature is seldom symmetrical… (or); more fun with mirror-images… part 1…

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Nature just doesn’t seem to like perfect symmetry, and I can’t say I blame it. You will never ever ever see a symmetrical cloud formation.

Let’s take trees for example…

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A symmetrical tree could never happen. And, if it did, you might see a strange figure lurking in the very center of it. Did I just create the arboreal shroud of Turin?

Also, a symmetrical tree full of goats would just be silly…

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I don’t know how that would happen, but I would pay to see it. I suppose getting some identical twin goats would be the easy part. But getting them to pose for the photo…

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Mistakes are part of the journey…

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I decided to share some of the worst photos I took when I was spraying water with a mister bottle onto spider webs, thereby making fake dew. It evolved, as my ideas tend to do, and the next thing I knew, it was night, and I was in my yard, spraying webs, and then holding a flashlight and then a laser pointer under the webs with one hand, while trying to snap pictures with the camera in my other hand.

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I already shared the ones that worked. I really thought that if I wiggled the laser around, I would get some awesome effects.

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I should have had someone hold the laser.

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I just couldn’t hold the camera still enough, or focus correctly.

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But these might be leading me closer to some great photos.

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We will have to see.

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I also learned not to use the flash. That just makes it worse.

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Even during the day, I am still learning how to do this. Some combination of settings and lens will let me have more of the web in focus.

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I mean, that is a perfectly nice picture. A little blurry. That is why I often resort to cropping to the focused parts, or, even better, doing digital magic to the photo…

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… and ending up with the very first perfectly symmetrical spider web.

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The camera just doesn’t want to focus on small, clear drops of water or thin webs. It likes the background better.

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Or sometimes, there is a dog hair in your photo.

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Or that annoying spot, up near the top, which seems to be on an inside lens of my camera, because I can’t clean it off. I learned that I have to go to a camera shop and pay somebody to do it.

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Some sunsets; sum sunsets, sun somesets, some sonsets, somesunsets…

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I call that one: ‘dinner at sunset’.

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I call that one: a photo of a sunset.

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I don’t really go to the trouble of naming all my photos.

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That would be silly.

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I am not sure if that classifies as a sunset or not. More of a sunbeam thing.

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But the sun was sinking lower. It was a pre-sunset warm up.

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And no, these were not all taken on the same day… but it is the same sun.

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Well, that isn’t a sunset at all. It was morning. But we had some weird cloud cover.

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It was one of those weird weather days, when you don’t know if it is going to rain or hail or typhoon or tornado.

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But no, none of that happened.

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Catching up with my life…

Sometimes I get so caught up in whatever weird photography/digital art things I am posting about, I forget to post about how weird my life is.

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I finished a new tiki.

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It isn’t the most exciting one I ever made. I just wanted to try one that was all straight lines.

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I pulled another batch of dirt out of my compost bin.

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It is dark and rich, the color of dark roast coffee. It smells like life. I make dirt as good as mother nature does.

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I took a knife-skills class, to hone my vegetable chopping skills. Ha, see what I did there?

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I am now a vegetable slicing ninja!

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It was fun.

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My dogs are still practicing being cute.

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This one is getting pretty good at it.

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I saw a red tail hawk.

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I went back out to the pottery studio where my daughter and I took a lesson. I had to glaze my bowls.

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Hmmmm… what colors should I use.

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The one on the bottom is one the glazes. The other two are my bowls. l know, they look like something a child made in art class. But wait until the glaze is baked in the kiln. Supposedly, depending on how you layer it, you get different effects. Those are not the colors that will appear when they are fired. But I did patterns as under layers. I did a black wave pattern at the bottom of the outside of one bowl. Then I did blue over it, thinner at the bottom and thicker at the top. If I did it right, the waves will show through the blue glaze. I will share some pictures after they are finished.

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Faces in the darkness… the final chapter… unless you want me to do some digital magic on them and make them even weirder, in which case, leave me a comment to that effect…

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If you are sick of these it won’t hurt my feelings.

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I mean, not very much.

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Technically I already did some digital magic on them when I took them into Photoshop and mirror-imaged them.

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Which is why they look like weird faces and not just a photo of a moon showing through some tree branches.

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But we could make them glowing neon, or shifting rainbow colors.

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We could turn them into surrealist paintings or stick them in reflecting water.

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We could inflate them, or twirl them or liquefy them.

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Or make them purple or blue.

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That one looks like a snake head. That would look cool coming out of water. Just sayin’.

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Leave a comment and let me know which way you are leaning.

 

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Wet webs and digital magic… part 8…

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I call that one; ‘I heart wet webs’. I had mirror-imaged it, and noticed the heart, but I had to flip the entire image on its side to make the heart face the right way.

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Silly drunk spiders.

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Web face.

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It reminds me of chameleon’s eye. I call the one; ‘A reptile dysfunction’.

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And there you have the secret of how I get the webs wet with fake dew. I know, I have been telling you that I use a small misting spray bottle. But I actually take the entire web down, holding it very carefully, and dip it into the magic pond in my garden. I call that one; ‘Really wet web’.

And lastly, the original photo I took that I used for all the other images in this post…

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