Tag Archives: poop

King Minus… everything he touches turns to s**t…

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Why do witches wear pointy hats?

Because flying monkeys poop… a lot…

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For when you have an irregular president who just can’t get his sh*t together…

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Hey, he was running out of ideas, so I am giving him a refill…

I am a civic-minded person, I will have you know. Ask not what you country can do for you… and all that…

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Oh yeah…

Look what I made!!! I am going to name him Donald Dump!!!

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Wait for it…

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And the ‘Majestic Purple Poop’ award goes to…

MiraLAX… for boldly ‘going’ where no laxative has ‘gone’ before… showing an actual poo moving through the human body on a commercial that airs on national TV… okay, it is just a computer graphic of a poo, but still… Seriously, … Continue reading

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Even more stuff I have learned from staying alive longer than I ever expected to… part 2…

Never scoop up the dog poo in bare feet… especially if you have had another dog visiting your dog for a week… and the grass hasn’t been mowed in a while… take my word for it…

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You say you want a revolution… part 3…

Oh, WordPress… I love you so much… you are just like that crazy girlfriend that we know we will have to break up with someday, but for now, putting up with all the insanity is worth it because the sex … Continue reading

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Note to self:

Do NOT run the sprinklers before you scoop up the dog poop!

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