The two-faced hypocrisy of mental mediocrity and moral (as well as literal) bankruptcy…

c 1

Obama, show us your birth certificate… and no, I won’t show my taxes.

c 2

Hillary, you used non-secure servers for your emails… and don’t worry about my family when they do the same thing.

c 3

I believe in the bible, and the sanctity of marriage… just ask any of my wives.

c 4

Make America great again… I’m talking to you, Putin.

c 5

I am going to drain the swamp and hire the best people… you know, until they get indicted and sent to prison.

President Trump Gets Briefed By Senior Military Leadership At White House

I am a self-made man, I pulled myself up by my bootstraps… my solid gold, diamond-encrusted bootstraps,  that my dad paid to have repaired whenever I broke them.

President Trump Gets Briefed By Senior Military Leadership At White House

Lock her up… wait, no, not my daughter, but you can lock up her husband if you want to.

President Trump Gets Briefed By Senior Military Leadership At White House

I care about the poor… the white ones.

c 9

I mean, I want to make the poor better off… as long as I can do it with tax cuts for the rich.

c 10

And if the poor don’t have any healthcare… won’t that just end their suffering more quickly?

c 11

Build a wall… or a fence… or whatever, just keep people worried about the ‘invasion’ so they don’t think about other things.

c 12

The Mexicans are rapists and criminals and drug smugglers… and they keep expecting me to pay them when they work in my hotels and resorts.

c 13

Hey, the dictators that I like keep strongly denying they ever did anything wrong… so why should I listen to my own security experts?

c 14

The economy is doing great… and I know, Obama did most of the hard work, and things were already getting better, but I did totally deregulate the corporations that are destroying the planet, and that helped too, right?

President Trump Speaks On Infrastructure Meeting Held At Trump Tower

I have great respect for women… I never grab them when anybody is watching.

President Trump Speaks On Infrastructure Meeting Held At Trump Tower

I am a business man, I make the best deals… anybody else who was running for president would have had to pay way more money to make the porn star they were having an affair with shut up.

c 17

This is a witch hunt, there is no collusion… and I don’t even know what collusion is, but even if I did it, it isn’t a crime, and even if it was, you can’t do anything to me while I am president.

c 18

There are fine people on both sides, including the KKK and the white supremacists, and… okay, when you really look at all this taken together, I am a huge ass. Now go buy a MAGA hat… that was made in China.

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4 Responses to The two-faced hypocrisy of mental mediocrity and moral (as well as literal) bankruptcy…

  1. ToxickToe says:

    There was one image that I loved, and I still have on my computer. It was Washington DC, in complete ruins with “But her emails” … says about the same things

  2. This is great! And all true! I’m going to post this to my Facebook page. Thanks, Art!

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