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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 5…

Here is another good trick for getting yourself out of hot water once you commit your life to being a really horrible person. Whenever someone asks you why you did one of the horrible things you did, immediately respond by … Continue reading

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 4…

We are now getting to some of the more advanced tips on getting away with being a complete curmudgeon, scoundrel, cad and bounder… sorry for the harsh terminology. When you are confronted with accusations pertaining to your outlandish behavior, and … Continue reading

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 3…

Invariably, if you decide to become a really horrible person, people will catch on. And then, someone might just ask you about some of the horrible things that you did. Do not try lying, not yet. You are still an … Continue reading

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 2…

Congratulations! You did it! You became a world-class douche-nozzle, a life-sized human phlegm statue, a vile, despicable, low-life piece of swamp vermin! Good job! Now we can get into the actual lesson plan for how to get away with all … Continue reading

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 1…

Step one is actually the hardest part. In order to get away with being a really horrible person, first, you have to become a really horrible person… unless you already are a really horrible person, and then, well, you came … Continue reading

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Against all enemies, both foreign and domestic…

I am going to make one more attempt to tell you how close we are to becoming a totalitarian state with a dictator as our leader. Because I don’t think most people really see the threat looming over us. But … Continue reading

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Stop telling us you are the ‘real America’, tRump supporters!!!

Because you aren’t. This country was established under the premise of freedom of religion for everybody, not just white Christians. Yes, we had slavery, but we fought a war to end it, and then fought political battles to make all … Continue reading

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An open letter to the ‘good’ people who voted for tRump…

You decided to overlook his racist comments and followers, even though you aren’t a racist. You ignored his statements about women, even though you aren’t a sexist. You ignored his mocking of a disabled reporter, even though you have empathy … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… the final solution… uh… I mean chapter…

I know I already made the joke about disguising yourself as a tRump supporter in order to make it through the next four years, but I could never do that. I was going to finish this series with the joke … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 15…

I think the best way to make it through the next four years of the tRump presidency is to lock yourself away in a comfy room somewhere, and read my blog… all of it… from the very beginning.

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