Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 1…

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Step one is actually the hardest part. In order to get away with being a really horrible person, first, you have to become a really horrible person… unless you already are a really horrible person, and then, well, you came to the right place!

Now, I am not suggesting that you become a really horrible person if you don’t want to. This is a humor blog… (that is actually a front for a top-secret organization bent on taking over the world… through the clever use of a humor blog)… but I am not in the business of creating more really horrible people. The world has enough of those.

So, for the sake of playing along with my premise, and furthering my satirical rampage, let’s pretend that you want to become a really horrible person… for whatever reason.

Here are some simple suggestions of ways to accomplish that:

Mock the handicapped.

Cheat on your spouse.

Defraud some investors.

Don’t pay your taxes.

Insult any race on the planet… or every race on the planet, if you are ambitious.

Grab some unsuspecting pussy.

Cheat some contractors.

Swindle some students.

I could go on with this for the rest of the day, but you get the idea. And you don’t have to rely on the ideas I listed here. You are clever and capable. You can come up with awesome ways to become a complete jerk if you set your mind to it.

Okay, I will give you some time to play around with your dark side. Meet me back here later for all the ways to get out of the trouble you are about to get yourself in, and even make it pay off… for you.

Who knows, if you follow my program, you might end up as the president someday.

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2 Responses to Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 1…

  1. Elyse says:

    So simple. Just be an asshole. Why didn’t I think of that?

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