Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 3…

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Invariably, if you decide to become a really horrible person, people will catch on. And then, someone might just ask you about some of the horrible things that you did. Do not try lying, not yet. You are still an amateur at this. Wait until you make it through all of my lessons before you try lying.

What you should start off with is simply not answering the question. There are two ways to go about this. You can just stand there with a blank, stupid look on your face. The person asking questions might get bored and wander off. If they don’t, you should start pointing at anyone else near you, and asking them if they have any questions about something that actually matters. If that obnoxious person who is asking uncomfortable questions isn’t put off by this and keeps trying to ask questions, then you should tell them they are a fake human being, and then go back to step two. Repeat until you get some questions you like.

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3 Responses to Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 3…

  1. List of X says:

    And then sue then for asking defamatory questions.

  2. chris jensen says:

    Right
    back
    on
    that
    link
    bait!

    hA

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