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Some reasons Trump might actually be the Antichrist…

The word ‘anti’ among other uses, literally means ‘the opposite of’. So let’s examine some of the ways that tRump is the exact opposite of Jesus… aka ‘Christ’. Jesus helped the poor… tRump seems to consider them completely expendable. Jesus … Continue reading

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… the final horribleness…

This final lesson on how to get away with being a really horrible person is for only the most committed, hardcore, fanatic, life-long horrible people. The ones who were either born horrible, or had something horrible happen to them during … Continue reading

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 7…

If you have tried all the other steps in this how-to guide for getting away with doing and saying horrible stuff, and people are still accusing you… of the horrible stuff you did or said… lie your ass off. Even … Continue reading

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 6…

Another important way to avoid getting in trouble for your own heinous actions, now that you have decided to become a really horrible person, is the counterattack. As soon as someone mentions any of your horrendous deeds, threaten to sue … Continue reading

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 2…

Congratulations! You did it! You became a world-class douche-nozzle, a life-sized human phlegm statue, a vile, despicable, low-life piece of swamp vermin! Good job! Now we can get into the actual lesson plan for how to get away with all … Continue reading

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 1…

Step one is actually the hardest part. In order to get away with being a really horrible person, first, you have to become a really horrible person… unless you already are a really horrible person, and then, well, you came … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 13…

Invest your money in wall-building materials, taco trucks, and giant, gold letter T’s… but don’t actually drive around in the truck… that might get you deported… hire some Trump supporters to do that.

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