Oh yeah… the crack squirrels are back in charge…

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Those crazy creatures living inside my head have been getting bored, what with this place being turned into a travel blog for so long. And you know when they get bored, they start chewing on the wiring up there… so we are back to business as usual!

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Goodbye, San Francisco…

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Yes, I know, I left the Bay Area last week… but I had to finish off the Yosemite pictures. These are the last photos of my trip to visit my mom for her 95th birthday. I stopped, on my way out of town, at my favorite view spot overlooking the bay.

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Goodbye, Golden Gate Bridge. I enjoyed walking out onto you to see the sun rise. I thought it would be interesting to show these photos like this, just for a change.

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I did have two left over photos.

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I still don’t know how much of that haze is fog, smog, or smoke from the wildfires. Or maybe all three.

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My Yosemite adventure… part 14… the final chapter…

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In a way, that photo of the entire Yosemite valley does capture the scale of the granite cliffs that surround it. Trees that are more than a hundred-feet-tall look like grass under the escarpments.

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Reflections in a still river.

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The sunset… or maybe that was the sunrise. I don’t remember. I’m not sure it matters.

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I know, I posted a lot of pictures. A lot of pictures of the same things. But that was what made this adventure so special.

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The fires burning all around the park had shut it down. I just happened to decide to drive there, on a whim. I didn’t know I was going to be almost alone there.

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I didn’t know that I would be able to drive to any place in the park and actually find a parking place. I didn’t know that I could walk the meadows and forest trails and not run into a living soul.

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It was a once in a lifetime deal… you know… until the zombie apocalypse wipes all of you out. Then I might go there again.

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I’m just kidding. Obviously when the zombies come, I will save all of you and bring you with me.

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But it would be a great place to live out the zombie infestation. The bears can help us kill off the zombies. And there is lots of fresh water.

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And high ground to retreat to, if there are too many zombies. Zombies are not good climbers.

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And Yosemite isn’t near any cities. How far are zombies going to walk looking for brains?

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The only hard part will be wiping out the millions of tourist-zombies that are already there, so be prepared for that.

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Alright, enough about zombies.

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I hope you enjoyed this. I hope you learned a little about Yosemite.

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I hope you saw how the light, at different times of the day, plays on the granite monoliths and the rivers and the waterfalls, making Yosemite a constantly changing experience.

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Most of all, I hope it made you want to go there, if you haven’t ever been, or to go again if you have.

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I do know that I will never again be there when the park was so empty.

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As I drove back to the Bay Area, I took a shot from outside the park. You can see the smoke from the fires that still burned all through Northern California. I’m glad that this time, they didn’t burn down into the park itself.

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I saw a cool old house.

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And what is, supposedly, the oldest bar in California.

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And I saw an awesome car.

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I’m not really a ‘car guy’, but I would love to drive that car.

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Okay. Goodbye, for now, Yosemite.

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Maybe I will come and visit you during the winter. I have still never seen you covered in snow.

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My Yosemite adventure… part 13… no words, just pictures…

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Sunset over San Francisco… smoke, clouds and fog…

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I decided to give you a break from all those Yosemite pictures to post a few photos I took one night on my recent visit to my mom for her 95th birthday.

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I drove up to one of my favorite view spots on the East side of the bay. I actually missed seeing the sun set. It was already behind the clouds, thanks to a late dinner and a slow driver I was stuck behind on the way up.

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Although I like to think that the ‘sunset’ includes the time after the sun sinks, but it is still tinging the sky with color.

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The Golden Gate Bridge, with Alcatraz Island in front of that Civil War fort that still stands under the arch of the bridge at the North end.

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The sky was still that weird mix of fog and clouds, mixed with the smoke from all the wildfires.

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The smoke mutes the colors, except when I zoomed in with the telephoto lens.

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I’m not exactly sure how that works.

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But it does.

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I do love this spot.

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I guess, if you have been here a while, you have seen hundreds of sunset photos from this place. And a lot of daytime ones.

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In fact, I stopped here on the way out of town, on the way back to San Diego. After I finish the Yosemite posts… just a few more to go… I will finish up with those.

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Then we can get back to my usual weird shenanigans.

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Sometimes, when I get back from visiting my mom, I feel sort of bad about the people who started following my blog while I was there.

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I’m sure they end up thinking that this is a travel blog of some sort.

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And they think that they will continue to see photos of sunsets and flowers and places I have been.

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And yes, you will get some of that.

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And then the crack squirrels living in my head take control.

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And things get a little strange.

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And I guess some people stick around for the ride, and some people don’t.

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And either way, I can’t blame them.

 

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My Yosemite adventure… part 12… in which I try, one more time, to explain how really huge those granite formations really are…

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I used the telephoto lens to zoom in on a rock that was hanging over the edge of a cliff near Half Dome. That rock is probably the size of a small house. Or maybe even a big house. That’s the thing… hello, thing… about Yosemite. Pictures do not capture the scale of what surrounds you.

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Can you see the big rock in this photo, just to the right of the thin, lighter-colored tree. That rock is about 30-feet-tall. It weighs tons. This is the kind of thing that is constantly breaking off the cliffs and tumbling to the valley floor. It forms ramps up the sides of the bottoms of tall cliffs. It is called scree.

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But photos of Yosemite are deceiving.

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There is a good photo of a scree pile. In most places on earth, under normal-sizes cliffs, those rocks would mostly be pebbles and stones the size of ping pong  balls and tennis balls and baseballs. Maybe there would be some basketball-sized ones mixed in. Maybe even some the size of household appliances. In Yosemite, they are boulders. They are huge. Those are big trees growing in the scree pile.

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The thing about taking pictures of Yosemite is that the trees in the foreground always look as though they are very close to the cliffs looming behind them. This makes you think that the cliffs are just a few times taller than the trees. This is not the reality. Those trees growing at the top of that cliff are over 100-feet tall, at the very least. Now, factor in the scree pile at the base of the cliff, which covers perhaps a third of the height of the cliff. That small dome on top of that cliff is hundreds of feet in height. And the cliff it rests on top of dwarfs that.

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But you can look at pictures or watch documentaries about Yosemite, and never feel the thrill of standing under these granite monoliths.

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It is mind boggling. It is overwhelming.

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You feel small, yet at the same time, you feel a keen sense of oneness with nature.

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You feel the sense of time.

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In fact, because the valley was carved by glaciers, you feel a sense of geological time.

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You feel the incredible power of the forces that could carve a valley from raw granite.

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You feel the power of water that carves the granite where the waterfalls fall, and the rain and wind that smoothed the granite faces over the millennia.

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And water adds to the scree fall. Water freezing and melting in cracks, widening them until part of the cliff gives way. Water feeding the trees and plans growing on the cliffs, swelling the roots and deepening the cracks.

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You are part of something that only became visible when the last ice age ended, and the ice sheet slipped away.

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You become aware of the powers that thrust these massive walls of stone up, out of the earth, eons before the glaciers came.

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And the trees, the plants, the deer and the bears, they are all descended from living things that first arrived after the glaciers retreated.

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This is, in point of fact, a huge scar on the earth.

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It is part of the cycles of life, of rebirth. It is still being made as we watch.

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Some day in the far future, these granite walls will be leveled away by the wind and the rain, by earthquakes and storm. This might just be a flat plain, covered with who knows what kind of forests or desert.

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Our job, as stewards of this planet, is to make sure that it remains, in some form, and doesn’t end up choked in smog, buried in garbage, or at the bottom of a polluted ocean.

 

 

 

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My Yosemite adventure… part 11… sunrise…

 

This is why I tend to get up super early on my adventures…

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I got to watch the sun come up over Yosemite.

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I took this first series of photos after driving partway back out of the park. (The first one is out of the correct order, but I liked it best).

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The sun, just peeking over the cliffs beside Half Dome.

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I drove up to this viewpoint multiple times over two days, once again benefiting from the park being empty of people due to the wildfires burning around it.

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I wanted to see the same views at different times of the day.

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And it was worth getting up obscenely early two days in a row.

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This viewpoint is on one of the roads climbing the valley walls, leading into and out of the park. As you can see, the roads going East and Southeast were still not open. The fires were still burning there. This is as far as you can go now. But I wasn’t leaving yet.

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You could smell the smoke, but the air was more clear the second days I was there.

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Because the valley is so deep, the floor is still in shadow for a while after the sun begins to rise above the valley walls.

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But this is the time of day when I got so close to the deer in an earlier post.

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And when I saw that crazy bear for the second time, climbing down from that tree.

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The park was even more empty of humans this early.

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I felt like I was alone there.

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It was awesome.

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Okay, that one might have been taken as the sun set the night before. That is the downside of not posting all these in chronological order.

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But either way.

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This is the magic of Yosemite.

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A very special place on this planet.

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And one you should definitely visit, if you ever have the chance.

 

 

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My Yosemite adventure… part 10… yes, they have a big, fancy hotel there, because rich people need to see nature too…

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I know, it sounds crazy. The same rich people who want to dump coal sluicing waste directly into streams and cut down all the forests to build towers still want to see a tree now and then.

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I mean, they want to see the trees from a comfortable vantage point, and not get dirty while they drink their brandy, but still. In short, they want to see nature from the comfort of a majestic hotel. And Yosemite has one.

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See, it says so, right on the little displays of expensive souvenirs lining the entrance way.

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I did not stay here. You saw where I stayed. I didn’t even ask how much it costs to stay here.

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But I did wander around in the hotel… which used to be called the Ahwahnee lodge. Ahwahnee is a local Native American word meaning: ‘Who built this huge monstrosity in our sacred valley, oh right, the people who stole it from us’.

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The hotel, like the park itself, was almost vacant. I guess rich people don’t like wildfire smoke any more than poor people do.

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It breaks my heart when I think off all those cancelled reservations, and those people being forced to spend time in the Bahamas or Hawaii or Paris, or wherever rich people go when Yosemite is less than ideal.

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I do hope that their alternate vacation plans weren’t ruined by a hurricane, volcano, or snooty French waiter!

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I’m sure they will bounce back.

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But they did miss all this.

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They might have sent their butlers out to take some splendid photos of the blooming thistles…

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Or the splendid wildflowers.

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And they missed the chance to have their limo drivers take them to views like this.

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I wonder if their butlers would have gone to the trouble of walking out in the meadows?

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Or gone looking for a hidden spring of fresh, cool water.

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See, now I am feeling bad for rich people with lazy butlers.

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I am just softhearted.

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I care too much. Which is why I tried to be a good butler for all of you.

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I braved the smoke, and did not shirk my duty.

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You’re welcome.

 

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My Yosemite adventure… part 9… Bridalveil Falls…

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Another series of photos to highlight how being in Yosemite right after the wildfires had closed the park, and therefore made it virtually free of pesky humanity, allowed me, over two days, to take pictures of interesting things from an unprecedented amount of viewpoints.

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Now, bear in mind that this is the end of summer. Bridalveil falls is a lot more exciting during the rainy seasons.

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When the falls are really running, they raise this incredible mist all around them that gives them their name.

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That being said, they were still beautiful, and I got pictures from above, below, and either side.

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And from various distances, and in the changing light of different parts of the day.

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This was possible only because the park had just reopened, and all the roads to the East and Southeast were still closed because of the fires.

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At no other time would it be possible, in the summer rush of tourists to the park, to get so many views of anything in just two days. Not even full days, really. I had to drive there, and drive back home the next day.

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Being able to drive all around the valley floor multiple times, and park wherever I wanted to park, and hike wherever I wanted to hike was incredible.

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Hey, I do it all for you.

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I even risked my life, scrambling over slimy boulders, past signs that said they really suggested you not scramble over the slippery boulders.

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I climbed through these jumbled piles of sloughed-off granite to get you some shots from directly below the falls.

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I know, right?

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That is dedication.

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But that is why I call these ‘adventures’ and not ‘outings’.

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They require effort… and getting up really early.

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And I do all that.

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Because I care.

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And because I am a little crazy.

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And mostly…

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Because I have crack squirrels living inside my head.

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My Yosemite adventure… part 8… El Capitan…

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I know, this is just going to be photos of one of the famous granite formations in Yosemite.

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I am doing this for a reason.

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Because the park had been closed due to all the wildfires burning in California, and had just reopened, and was virtually empty of human beings, I was allowed unrestricted access to drive anywhere, park anywhere, walk anywhere.

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This is unprecedented. The park is usually packed with tourists. You can’t move around. You just find a place to park, and then take the shuttle buses around the valley floor.

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So if you get off the bus to take some photos, you have to wait for another bus. This all takes time.

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You also end up waiting in line for food… or restrooms. This also slows you down.

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Even walking the hiking trails and wandering the meadows leaves you feeling a little crowded.

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This time, this magical time, I had a backstage pass.

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I had the golden ticket to the chocolate factory.

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So I could look at anything I wanted to from any viewpoint.

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Perhaps more importantly, I could afford to look at the same views at different times of the day, over two days, as the light changed as the sun moved across the sky.

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For an adventurer and photographer, this was pretty special.

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Now, maybe you don’t care enough to want to see 20 pictures of one big rock.

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Maybe you have been to Yosemite, and don’t need to see it again.

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Or maybe you just want me to get back to the weird stuff I normally… ha… do around here. Can you do weird stuff normally???

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Either way, I don’t only do this blog for you. I am reliving a wondrous couple of days.

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There are still burnt trees in the park from old fires.

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So anyway, just bear with me.

 

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This will all be over soon enough

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