Tag Archives: pain

This is how democracy works…

Coincidentally, I was born on the very day that Preparation H was first marketed to the public… not sure what that says about me exactly…

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I figured out what is weird about my back-pain meds…

Mu head feels like it is in two places at once. They gave me an anti-anxiety med for my back pain, which is supposed to work ad a muscle relaxer. I don’t know if it is helping my back at … Continue reading

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So… about that bad back thing…

I told you that my back is all messed up. I also told you that they gave me some kind of anxiety reducing medicine instead of a muscle relaxer. So here is my question. If you take an anxiety med … Continue reading

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My back hurts…

So I did something to my back, and I am in a lot of pain. The doctor gave me anti-anxiety meds instead of regular muscle relaxers, which are supposed to to the same thing… but don’t. And, because of the … Continue reading

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What a kidney stone feels like… part 3…

Okay, that’s the last one… I swear… from now on, I will use the pain meds only for good… like making fun of Trump…

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What a kidney stone feels like… part 1…

The nurse at the hospital said that she and her coworkers refer to kidney stones as: ‘the male equivalent of childbirth’… All I can add to that is: ‘Yay, pain medications’!!!

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Another good news/bad news thing…

Well, I ended up in the emergency room tonight… Don’t panic, it’s just my very first kidney stone! Wow… maybe the worst pain ever, and I have done some stupid stuff in my life… and my wife was supposed to … Continue reading

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The most important thing I have learned about using my new Surface laptop…

… is that, if you are wearing shorts, and you open it on your lap, then the hinges can close on your leg hairs and grab them… which really hurts…

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Gardening gloves are not the same as oven mitts… just so you know… owww…

I was out in the garden, you know, in between carving my ‘me tiki’ and working on the art for the new children’s book… and I was baking an apple in the oven for my daughter Mollie, who was ignoring … Continue reading

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I am going to quit pretending I am ever going to be a famous writer, and start asking: “Do you want fries with that?”

I am, I have to say, crushed… filled with self-doubt… and also with an anger that I don’t know whether to aim at myself or in a more outward direction. You know the post I did the other day, the one where … Continue reading

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