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To my friends at work… especially my new friend, Sherlock… because she is awesome…

You are the only reason I can keep coming to work. Believe me, it isn’t the money that keeps me coming back. Making you all laugh makes me laugh, and keeps me sane. I will miss you when I am … Continue reading

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Monkey on a stick; (or) How to mess with the other security guards while at work…

Oh yeah, you haven’t really lived until you hear a call going out over the radios for the private security officer at the South gate to go outside the guard house and see if there is a monkey climbing the … Continue reading

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Having some fun at work…

See, people just aren’t expecting a security officer in a monkey mask. Oh yeah! And I had a visit from this little guy. I named him Irving.

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It could be worse…

Don’t get me wrong, I hate a lot of things about my new job as a private security officer at an exclusive, private community. But the view from my little guard houses at the two gates isn’t bad. The guard … Continue reading

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A weird, busy day at work…

My job as a private security officer manning one of the gatehouses at an exclusive private community keeps me on my toes. A lady in a mini van took the entrance turn a little fast, and ended up plowing up … Continue reading

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The strange case of the multiplying balloons…

I was at work the other day, doing my sacred, sworn duty as a security guard, keeping the rich people who live in an exclusive community safe from any interaction with normal people who weren’t being paid to be there, … Continue reading

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A sunset and a giant ghost spider…

That is a sunset, as seen from where I spend most of my evenings, guarding a gate at an exclusive private community. When I am not busy taking calls and letting cars in, I have two giant video monitor screens … Continue reading

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