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I mean, I don’t always zoom…

Most of the time, on my job as a security guard, I walk, and leave the golf cart parked… even though it has flashing lights on top. Gotta keep my calves sexy!

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Updates…

Here is what has been happening with me… One of our three dogs, Koa, was in a cone for ten days. We had to get him “fixed”. My younger daughter Mollie turned 21! Which is way better than what happened … Continue reading

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Where dat cat at now?… part 11…

Oh… I guess she got a job at the Kitty Kat Klub?

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Seriously, why would you trust this guy to do any important job???… part 4…

Short attention span and self-absorption, not a good combination in any job.

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Seriously, why would you trust this guy to do any important job???… part 3…

I guess they are reading to him?

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Seriously, why would you trust this guy to do any important job???… part 2…

If that doesn’t give you chills…

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Seriously, why would you trust this guy to do any important job???… part 1…

Sorry, I hope you manage to get that image out of your head someday. But this might get worse if the crack squirrels living in my head decide to go off the rails… again…

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Uh, are there a lot of people out there who object to calling 911 when bitten by a rattlesnake???

These signs are hanging up all over where I work, both inside and outside the buildings. I can only assume this is one of those ‘cover your own ass’ legal things that companies have to do. I know, we all … Continue reading

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In unrelated news: I figured out how to get those annoying little Bitmoji things from that phone app onto my computer, so you are all going to be driven crazy with little cartoon versions of me for a while… HA!

Also, there was another nice sunset at work last night. Ans, I got me a sweet new ride for work… Oh yeah… And I have to admit… I had no idea how fast they could go. Does this convex mirror … Continue reading

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What do some photos of the San Francisco Bay have to do with my new job?

Well, mostly they are here because I still have some photos I took when I was there at Christmas, but there is a tie-in or two. Firstly, there is the ever present irony of the fact that when you are … Continue reading

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