This week in the life of my cellphone… (or): I finally grew a potato big enough to eat, oh, and I saw an elephant on the freeway…

Yeah, I grew that potato.

I cut it up.

I cut it up more.

And I cooked it in butter, with just a dash of pepper and some Mediterranean seasoning mix.

Obviously the butter was the only way to go.

Golden brown.

The moment of truth.

It was everything I could hope for…in a potato. I know, this isn’t a foodie blog, but man, I grew that.

And I really did see an elephant of the freeway.

I don’t just make this stuff up. Well, not all of it. I hope he was going to a good home.

And a picture of one of our three dogs, who just turned 12-years-old.

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Now you can watch motes of fog drifting through a flashlight beam in slow motion, while listening to another amusing commercial from the Pouring My Art Out podcast, this one offering the services of a law firm for anyone who has been offended by that very same podcast…


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Another amusing fake advertisement from my podcast, this time with a video of water falling in slow motion for you to watch while you listen to me and The Grim Reaper singing about our knock-off Lady Gaa Gaa’s house of style…

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Watch a relaxing video of fire burning in slow motion while you listen to a funny commercial about an unusual fashion outlet taken from my podcast…

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Release the Crackin!!!

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This week in my life, according to my cellphone…

Take me to your leader!

I glanced into a small dumpster in a dark corner of a warehouse at work, and was startled by a screaming ghost.

I grew an actual potato-sized potato!

I mean, it still isn’t that big, but more on that next week.

The first of those wildflowers I planted are blooming!

I am very excited.

Is this a waiting room, or am I on The Dating Game tv show from the 70’s???

That is a pretty nice elevated view of the San Diego dump… sorry… landfill.

So, this dog right here…

Barfed up this rock.

Yeah, this dog.

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Fro-do Baggins…

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A short video I took at work, to which I added music and narration, thus making it a short nature documentary…

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Alice in Wonderland…

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Jane Fonda’s Addiction…

Portrait of music group Jane’s Addiction, Chicago, Illinois, November 27, 1988. Pictured are, from left, musicians Perry Farrell, Dave Navarro, Stephen Perkins, and Eric Avery . (Photo by Paul Natkin/Getty Images)
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