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Republicans reach a new low… I know, it is pretty hard to believe…

I was listening to NPR on the way to work yesterday… hey, don’t judge me, I’m old… and I heard that the part of the government responsible for protecting people’s basic rights is planning on rolling back the new rules … Continue reading

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The naked truth… a reblog…

Why are human beings so weirdly obsessed with nudity and the reproductive act? What is it about the human body that makes the humans living in them so crazy? I bet I get hits on my blog just because I … Continue reading

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I am particularly good at being a bad listener…

I have a natural skill that is slightly unusual. When I am only half listening… or not really listening… or just when I can’t hear very well… which happens more and more often as I get older… my brain has … Continue reading

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The worst porno movies ever… and yes, I feel bad about this… part 29…

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The worst porno movies ever… and yes, I feel bad about this… part 19…

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The worst porno movies ever… and yes, I feel bad about this… part 17…

Oh… I’m going to hell… no doubt about it now…

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The worst porno movies ever… and yes, I feel bad about this… part 6…

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Baby It’s Cold Outside… my ass… the anatomy of a date rape song…

I was going to do a scathing rewrite of this creepy Christmas song, to try, in a funny way, to highlight just how creepy it really is… but when I Googled the words, I realized that I didn’t need to bother. … Continue reading

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We went camping… part 1… (or); Dragonfly porn!!!

Yes, thanks to the magic of the telephoto lens, you all get to see some hot dragonfly on dragonfly action… Cue the cheezy porn movie music track… boom-chikka-wah wah…

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Go forth and procreate… now… we will wait…

I have decided that this whole ‘trying to be funny all the time just to get 3 or 4 new blog followers a week’ thing is too slow. I am trying to take over the universe, for cryin’ out loud! … Continue reading

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