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An original song about Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina-scented candles… from my podcast… (Do not let the kiddies listen to this)…

Seriously, have you tried listening to my podcast yet?

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Another song from my upcoming podcast episode; a rewrite of Hallelujah that slams the ex-president something fierce… and I do apologize in advance…

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A video of me, singing along with one of my original songs while I spin around in a chair… and no, I don’t know why either…

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I have been so busy talking about stuff I got for Christmas that I forgot to talk about the stuff I got for my birthday… the final chapter… the Spark amp…

Oh yeah… I got a Spark amp. If you don’t know what that is, you should Google it. There should be some more music on the way before long.

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It is that magic time of the year when I start reposting all my favorite Christmas posts… yay!!!

I was going to do a scathing rewrite of this creepy Christmas song, to try, in a funny way, to highlight just how creepy it really is… but when I Googled the words, I realized that I didn’t need to bother. … Continue reading

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Yeah, I wrote a rap song for lazy people… as you would know… if you listened to my podcast…

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Did you know that the Grim Reaper sells his own brand of hot sauce?

You would, if you listened to my podcast…

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Christmas reblog party… part 1…

I am reblogging this because it turns out that people have finally realized how creepy this song is. Here is the original post: Baby It’s Cold Outside… my ass… the anatomy of a date rape song… I was going to do … Continue reading

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Symphony For The Dribble- (Sung to the tune of: Sympathy For The Devil, by the Rolling Stones)… a song for Mr. tRump…

Symphony For The Dribble A song for Donald tRump Sung to the tune of: Sympathy For The Devil, by the Rolling Stones ———————————————————– Why did you allow me to reproduce myself I’m a man of wealth, not taste I’ve been … Continue reading

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Getting in the mood for Christmas… Old, recycled posts of the holiday season… part 10…

Can we stop doing sexy Christmas songs? Can we, huh?… I hate that ‘Santa Baby’ song. Don’t sing sexy-time to Santa. That is just wrong. But not as wrong as saying you want a car, a mink coat and a … Continue reading

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