Category Archives: thinking about stuff

Ol’ Man Liver… (or); Time to get my Weird Al on…

I have decided to lighten the mood around here by sharing a little thing me and the crack squirrels have been working on this morning… an amusing rewrite of the song; Ol’ Man River from the 1927 musical ‘Showboat’. ***(As … Continue reading

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Blogging is like the circle of life… where, if we move really fast, we can end up kicking ourselves in our own asses… (or); That last post really made me sound like a right proper enema nozzle…

Here’s the thing… let’s just get the thing out of the way right up front, shall we?… I am a man of many contradictions. I am self-centered with low self-esteem… I am full of myself and full of shit… I … Continue reading

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Should I quit WordPress???

Now before you panic, let me share my thoughts… My books are not selling as fast as I would like. I work part time. I spend a lot of time doing this blog. My wife is not thrilled about all … Continue reading

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Ermagerd, it turns out, isn’t a female character in a Wagner opera…

It is, as a matter of fact, one of those expressions that pops up and somehow worms its way into the public consciousness, being used often enough that there is some slight danger that the people at The Webster Dictionary … Continue reading

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We should round up all the people who want to pass anti-gun legislation… and shoot them…

No… not really… I haven’t suddenly decided to run for office as the head of the NRA… this is just another of my silly examples of why we really need a sarcasm font…

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The first rule of religious club is; we don’t talk about religious club… (or); seriously, why haven’t you all gotten together and put me in charge of this crazy planet yet?

I did it. I solved another of the world’s major problems. You’re welcome. Religion causes way too many problems. I have been talking it over… with the crack squirrels that live inside my head… and I have a simple solution. … Continue reading

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Dachau… part 2… I think my face pretty much says it all…

Are there words to explain a place like this? Words don’t do it justice. The windows in the top of that little tower make it look harmless and commonplace… when there aren’t machineguns sticking out of them… The sky is … Continue reading

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Dachau… part 1… (or); what an unfunny thing to put on a humor blog…

The words translate to something like: ‘Work will set you free’… probably the most cynical use of language in history… and it was on the gates on most of the Nazi concentration camps, as far as I know. It was … Continue reading

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Payback…

The other day, I went to the bank, and I saw one of those Google Maps cars… I walked all around it taking pictures with my phone from every angle. The guy got nervous and asked what I was doing… I … Continue reading

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The world’s first inflatable hate doll…

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