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You will laugh at my antics... That is my solemn promise to you... Or your money back... Stop on by...

I invented a new adult beverage, and you get to help me name it!!!

Oh yeah, Martinelli’s sparkling (non-alcoholic) apple cider and champagne… it is a little like a mimosa, but more bubbly… and appley…  now we just need a cool name for it.

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Does this Santa hat make my head look fat?

I keep telling the elves not to wash my stuff in hot water.

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The Seven Kingdoms… chapter forty…

(Author’s commentary): Uh… I got nothing. If you aren’t reading this, then my commentary doesn’t matter, and if you are, then you already know what is going on… HA! But I do like the feisty old man in this chapter. … Continue reading

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We had a plum pudding… and it isn’t even Christmas yet!

Oh, yeah! Plum pudding! And yes, it is supposed to be on fire. Plum pudding is a traditional English Christmas treat… My family has them every Christmas, and my wife is now the official plum pudding,,, which has no plums … Continue reading

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Gadzookes, the little wizard from one of my children’s books, wishes you a merry Christmas…

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The Seven Kingdoms… chapter thirty nine…

(Author’s commentary… or should I call these ‘Arthur’s commentaries???): I love the old man at the end of this chapter. He is even funnier at the beginning of the next chapter… which might be the last one I post on … Continue reading

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Wait… was that Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett singing that creepy Christmas song in a bookstore… again???

I don’t even know where to start with this one. I happened to hear somebody on the TV singing that horrible Christmas song… you know the one… the one that starts off with: Baby, it’s cold outside… yeah, that one, … Continue reading

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Some silly homemade Christmas ornaments and a Santa tiki… yeah, I said a Santa tiki… and yes, this is another recycled post…

What, you don’t have a hand-carved Santa tiki??? Yeah, I have a Santa tiki… well, my wife does, because I gave it to her for Christmas last year… no… that isn’t the only thing I gave her. And I did … Continue reading

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You know, I just do these for me…

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That’s not exactly what I meant when I asked if you could remove our head of state, Santa… but thanks…

And Merry Christmas!

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