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The Seven Kingdoms… chapter forty two…

(Author’s commentary): Well, here it is, the last chapter I am going to share on the blog. And it is a good one. Nothing like adding a little humor right before the final battle of a war to save a … Continue reading →

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A Christmas poem rewrite for Trump voters…

T’was the night before the election, and all through my gut My last meal was stirring, and shooting straight out of my butt The pollsters had been certain Hillary would win it with ease Who would actually vote for that … Continue reading →

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The Seven Kingdoms… chapter forty one…

(Author’s commentary): Oh yeah, there is going to be a big battle… we are getting close to the big finish. ********** The Seven Kingdoms   Chapter Forty One   Hildy spotted one of the two men she had promoted to … Continue reading →

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Uh… Gadzookes wanted to say ‘merry Christmas’ again…

Yes, that is the cover of one of my children’s books… which make a lovely Christmas gift for the little ones, and are available by clicking the pictures of the book in the sidebar, if you didn’t know. Oh, and … Continue reading →

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I say we don’t pay our taxes while Trump is in office… I mean, he started it…

Besides, he will just spend it on stupid stuff.

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I hope you all get lots of booty for Christmas… uh… I mean plunder… yeah, let’s go with plunder…

You know, treasure… pieces of eight… that kind of stuff…

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Why yes, that is an inflatable turkey with a Santa hat… hey… don’t judge me!

We get s little weird around here at Christmas time, what can I say?

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I invented a new adult beverage, and you get to help me name it!!!

Oh yeah, Martinelli’s sparkling (non-alcoholic) apple cider and champagne… it is a little like a mimosa, but more bubbly… and appley…  now we just need a cool name for it.

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Does this Santa hat make my head look fat?

I keep telling the elves not to wash my stuff in hot water.

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The Seven Kingdoms… chapter forty…

(Author’s commentary): Uh… I got nothing. If you aren’t reading this, then my commentary doesn’t matter, and if you are, then you already know what is going on… HA! But I do like the feisty old man in this chapter. … Continue reading →

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