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A poem… yeah, I know, many of you see the word ‘poem’ and you run screaming… but this one is funny… and it is about Christmas… and why I might be way too obsessed with this blogging thing…

Family gathered for Christmas, a brightly burning log I try to get in the spirit of things but I’m thinking about my blog The kid’s have opened their presents, there’s booze in my eggnog I sit and smile and nod a … Continue reading →

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He got his money the old fashioned way… he got it handed to him, and then increased it with shady business deals…

In his military academy year book… he was voted ‘most likely to grab a woman inappropriately’… He won an election… with only a bunch of lies, and a little help from Russia… I could go on…

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The Seven Kingdoms… chapter thirty seven…

(Author’s commentary): Okay, this is almost the last chapter I am going to post… I mean, nobody is really reading it anyway… ********** The Seven Kingdoms   Chapter Thirty Seven   Hildy began snapping orders. It was pure chance that … Continue reading →

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Christmas reversed… and revisited… because this another old post I am reusing… HA!

How about if one year, we try being NICE to each other and visit each other and buy presents for each other, and wear festive colors, and sing silly songs, and decorate things and hang colored lights for 11 months, … Continue reading →

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Some thoughts on the ‘war on Christmas’… another recycled Christmas post…

There is no war on Christmas… It is a made-up thing… Stop acting like you are being persecuted because we want to include everybody. Nobody is really even telling you to say ‘happy holidays’ instead of ‘Merry Christmas’. But let … Continue reading →

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I’m not even sure if this is funny or not… maybe his heart… and his brain… will grow 3 sizes… but I doubt it…

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All I want for Christmas is a new president… seriously… anybody else will do…

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Can we stop doing sexy Christmas songs? Can we, huh?… (another recycled Christmas post)…

I hate that ‘Santa Baby’ song. Don’t sing sexy-time to Santa. That is just wrong. But not as wrong as saying you want a car, a mink coat and a diamond ring. And no, I don’t want to think about … Continue reading →

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A Christmas story from long ago… featuring Conan the barbarian… (yet another recycled Christmas post)…

We interrupt our regularly scheduled broadcast to bring you a short story about my old friend Conan the barbarian. When my daughter Jessica was about 5 or 6, she had a Christmas where she got a lot of gifts that … Continue reading →

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The Seven Kingdoms… chapter thirty six…

(Author’s commentary): I love this chapter. A little magic, a little romance, humor and tragedy mingling together. Sometimes it strikes me that it isn’t the big adventure parts of a story that make it real. The battles and the heroics … Continue reading →

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