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Let the Christmas festivities commence!!!

Posted on December 25, 2018 by pouringmyartout

That was me, two days ago, at my job as a private security officer at an upscale gated community. I was trying to feel the Christmas vibe, but it was hard. Now, I am at my mom’s house in the … Continue reading →

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A Christmas gift for my wife…

Posted on December 21, 2018 by pouringmyartout

I used my last real Mexican Fan Palm log, not to make a tiki, but to make a present for my wife. It looks small, but it is about three-and-a-half-feet-tall. It has our initials carved into it with a plus … Continue reading →

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Christmas reblog party… part 2… oh yeah, Christmas ninja!!!

Posted on December 19, 2018 by pouringmyartout

Sorry, but that might just be the coolest thing that I ever Photoshopped!

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Christmas reblog party… part 1…

Posted on December 17, 2018 by pouringmyartout

I am reblogging this because it turns out that people have finally realized how creepy this song is. Here is the original post: Baby It’s Cold Outside… my ass… the anatomy of a date rape song… I was going to do … Continue reading →

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My toilet bowl now changes color… best Christmas gift ever!

Posted on January 19, 2018 by pouringmyartout

Although I will admit that the first night, I forgot it was there, and when the light automatically came on, I thought I was having some kind of flashback… and that my pee was glowing green like nuclear fallout. But, … Continue reading →

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That crazy Christmas dinner… that we do twice… part 2…

Posted on December 28, 2017 by pouringmyartout

The flaming plum pudding, a staple of our fancy English Christmas double-dinners. I won’t tell you about plum pudding again. I do every year. Search back for it, or Google it. But it is hard to take a picture of … Continue reading →

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That crazy Christmas dinner… that we do twice… part 1…

Posted on December 27, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Christmas dinner at my mom’s house in the San Francisco Bay Area has evolved into a complicated, two-headed beast. We do a full, traditional English Christmas dinner on Christmas day… and then we do it again the following day. It … Continue reading →

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Christmas monkey!!!

Posted on December 26, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Hey, don’t judge us… we have weird Christmas traditions. Okay, technically, giving cheap rubber masks as gifts isn’t really a tradition… yet… It might be, starting next year. My 94-year-old mother. She makes a good koala. Ummm…. We do have … Continue reading →

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Christmas, space ships… and a monkey…

Posted on December 26, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Christmas at my mom’s house in the Bay Area. Did I even do a post yesterday? I was so busy, I can’t remember. A huge, fancy dinner for 18 people… which we will do again tonight… with all the same … Continue reading →

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Well, you knew we would end up in San Francisco during our Christmas trip, right?… part 2…

Posted on December 24, 2017 by pouringmyartout

No, that isn’t a really long cable car. That is three cable cars in a row. But you can’t have a post about San Francisco without cable cars. Right now, we are getting ready to eat dinner. It’s Pizza. Because … Continue reading →

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