I am back in the land of the big cacti… part 2…

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So, I went out walking in the Arizona desert, just to prove that I really am here. There are no wild flowers or cactus flowers or any kind of flowers blooming.

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But there is still a kind of majestic beauty to be found.

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And there are millions of these Saguaro cacti… which, ironically, are considered a threatened species.

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A Saguaro skeleton. I think what happened is that landscapers dug up so many of these to put in gardens and other places, that it tipped some sort of environmental balance.

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And of course they take the healthiest ones.

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The little Cholla cacti are doing fine, if you were wondering.

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I am back in the land of the big cacti…

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Yes, I know, that isn’t a picture of a big cactus… or big cacti. It is a picture of some cool rocks in the mountain range I had to cross to get from San Diego to Scottsdale, Arizona.

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I got to my daughter and son-in-law’s house late last night. I am going to learn how to compile and format my own books to send to the self-publishers… did that make sense?

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I took these photos on the way here. I will try to get out into the desert and get some sunrise or sunset shots… and some cacti.

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I did some more work on my newest book cover…

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This is just a mock-up. The text will not be exactly like that. And I think I will add more ships to show how huge the Black Fleet is. Remember, this will wrap around the book, so the left side will be on the back cover. I will put some more words there. Is it too cluttered?

Maybe I will put the text on the back in a white box, or a white cloud. I have had fun with the ships. They are all just the same ship, but I altered each one a little, with markings and other little changes. I also changed the propulsion flames.

Bonus points if you noticed that the moon in the lower left is one of my photos of that super blood moon that came out so poorly. I think it works here.

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And if we arm the teachers, maybe the kids will be more inclined to do their homework…

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Sure, why not arm teachers, what could possibly go wrong?

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I am working on the cover art for the fourth book in my action/humor science fiction series…

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Don’t worry, there will be words on it. And this is in the very early stages. You may remember that when I went to visit my mom in the Bay Area not too long ago, I was doing the final editing on this book. It is finished. I am driving to Arizona to visit my daughter tomorrow, and she is going to try to teach me how to compile and format my books without her help. Wish her luck.

I am going to add a lot more of those space ships, because it is supposed to be the Black Fleet, invading one dimension from another. It is manned by the Keelar… those little aliens that I just did a picture of for you. This picture will wrap around the book, covering both front and back.

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The thing is… (hey, thing, what’s up?)… that I stole the ship design from that cool ship that my son-in-law did for me when he designed the cover for the second book in the series. I altered the ship, and am going to make thousands of them. I will do more posts as the work progresses. I have to change each ship a little, and make the cool propulsion flames a little different. But I do know how to do the covers myself now.

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I am now a security officer…

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I told you I was embarking on a new adventure. I have been undergoing training to become a security officer. I have been cleared by homeland security and the FBI. I know how to arrest people, frisk them, watch out for terrorist activities, do patrols, fill out incident reports, deal with hazardous chemicals, fires and natural disasters. I will wear a uniform.

So, I can now add security officer to my other list of accomplishments and titles…

Blacksmith

Tiki cvarver

Author

Artist

Glass Blower

Sailor

Minister

Scottish Lord… or Laird…

World Traveler

Professional Babysitter

And many more.

I will fill you in on how my job placement goes in the days to follow.

Oh, and I found one more photo of San Francisco, taken as my wife and I were leaving the Bay Area after our recent trip to visit my mom.

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I don’t think I shared that one with you yet.

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Wait, I have some ideas for making the summer Olympics more exciting too… part 2…

Quadruple pairs synchronized diving. I know, we are going to need wider diving boards… but still… picture them revolving around the center point like a human pinwheel.

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Wait, I have some ideas for making the summer Olympics more exciting too…

So far the response from the athletes has been very positive on our trial runs… except the comments from those who were mauled, of course… those weren’t really very positive at all… but you can’t please everyone. And the tigers seem to be enjoying themselves…

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Making the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 4…

Sure… why not… everybody loves the Zamboni…

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We just need to put it on the ice at the same time as the ice dancers.

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