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Wait, I have some ideas for making the summer Olympics more exciting too… part 2…

Quadruple pairs synchronized diving. I know, we are going to need wider diving boards… but still… picture them revolving around the center point like a human pinwheel.

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Wait, I have some ideas for making the summer Olympics more exciting too…

So far the response from the athletes has been very positive on our trial runs… except the comments from those who were mauled, of course… those weren’t really very positive at all… but you can’t please everyone. And the tigers … Continue reading

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Making the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 4…

Sure… why not… everybody loves the Zamboni… We just need to put it on the ice at the same time as the ice dancers.

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Making the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 3…

Polar bears… going for the gold… I’m not sure what the correct number of polar bears needed on the half-pipe snowboard course to make it more exciting is. We could start with five… and see how it goes.

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Making the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 2…

Because curling really needs to be a little more exciting… All we need are a bunch of fuses that burn for random lengths of time.

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Making the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 1…

Anybody can jump off a big ramp on skis going a hundred miles an hour… But what if they had to slalom around pits filled with burning gasoline afterwards? I would watch that.

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How to make the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 4…

Sure… why not… everybody loves the Zamboni…

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