Pouring My Art Out

Desert vistas… part 4… and some stuff about my new job…

Posted on March 1, 2018 by pouringmyartout

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While we look at some more of the photos I took on my way back to San Diego from Arizona, let me tell you about that new job thing.

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As a security officer, i can’t go into too many details, but I have been accepted at a posting.

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I have to admit, when I went into this line of work, I was picturing myself in tactical gear, with a metal badge, creeping around in the dark, looking for broken windows and broken-into doors.

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Awww… what a cute little mesa… What I ended up with is a job at an exclusive, gated private community of very upscale residences. I wear a blazer… a monogrammed blazer… sigh.

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I do look pretty spiffy, I must admit.

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I can’t share pictures of where I work, but I will try to remember to get some photos of myself in uniform… with the monogram smudged out. And maybe some photos of the area around where I work.

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Hey, look, it is Quartzsite, that place where I petted 68 dogs in one day, a personal record. You should look up that post.

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Okay, that is about it for now.

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See you soon.

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Okay, this is the last bit of digital magic I am doing on this picture from my children’s book: The Lonely Little Wizard…

Posted on February 28, 2018 by pouringmyartout

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Desert vistas… part 3… (or): Well, I been through the desert in a car with no name, it felt good to be out of the rain… except it rained on me…

Posted on February 28, 2018 by pouringmyartout

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Did you get the song reference in the title? Good. It is an old song, and I never really liked it… but, still…

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And yes, the same storm that snowed in the pass on my usual route from Arizona back to San Diego and making me take an alternate route did indeed dump a lot of rain on me, starting right near the Arizona/California border.

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But storms mean clouds… and clouds mean more interesting photos, right?

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Can you look at these without thinking about Western movies?

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I know I can’t.

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That is black lava rock, left over from an ancient volcanic eruption. I think I have a better picture of it.

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Mmmmm… fluffy!

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Oh yeah, lava rock and cacti.

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Are you getting sick of these yet? I could take a break and do some other weird stuff.

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Desert vistas… part 2… and some important stuff I learned about necromancers and wolves…

Posted on February 28, 2018 by pouringmyartout

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As I continue to post the photos I took on my recent drive back to San Diego from Arizona, in which you will see mountains, bluffs, crags, scarps, cliffs, escarpments and precipices of all sorts, let me share some things I learned while visiting my daughter and son-in-law in Arizona.

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Never try to kill necromancers… they are already dead. You think you are winning. They fall down and start to give off radiant blue swirling magic light formations, and you think, oh yeah, I am absorbing some new magic… but it is just them getting ready to get back up and kick your ass.

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Dire wolves are irritable, and will attack you when they see you, but they respond well to a firm tap on the head… with a mace… and a nice petting… preferably with a hand that shoots magic flame spells.

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Never stand in the front row, right in front of the raised platform, at a public beheading… you will get blood splashed all over your nice armor and cloak.

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Help people. If a jester has a broken wheel on his cart, and needs you to convince the local blacksmith to fix it, and then the blacksmith needs you to find something for him first, just do it. Happy people give you stuff.

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Always loot dead bodies, whether or not you are responsible for them being dead… because, one again, free stuff.

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Learn magic.

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But do not accidentally hit the wrong button and use magic against a town guard. The other guards get cranky, and swarm all over you until you die.

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Okay, I might, between sending my newest novel to the publishers and finishing the cover art, have spent some time playing Skyrim wearing a virtual reality helmet.

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Desert vistas… part 1…

Posted on February 27, 2018 by pouringmyartout

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I am back in San Diego after visiting my daughter in Scottsdale, Arizona. I took a lot of pictures on the way home. Yes, I take pictures while I am driving. But I am a professional, trained driver, and I don’t look through the view finder. I just point, and click, and let auto-focus do the rest. I don’t take my other hand off the wheel, or my eyes off the road.

That is right near where Jessica lives. It is a rock formation called ‘Camel Rock’. It is supposed to look like a camel sleeping in the sand. Maybe it does. I also happened to catch those two Saguaro cacti by the freeway, propped up with two-by-fours.

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Okay, I guess it looks like a sleepy camel… sort of…

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I leave it up to you.

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So get ready for it. I have a lot of photos. The American Southwest is a unique place.

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I mean, most places have mountains and forests. A lot of places have beaches. Yes, there are deserts out there, but each one is different.

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Also, I am a sucker for mountains fading away into the distant mist or haze.

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And you do get a feel for how big this country is.

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Also, because of a snow storm in the pass, I had to take a different way home, so a lot of this is stuff you might not have seen before.

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I hope you enjoy the journey.

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The fourth book in my action/humor science fiction novel series is done!!!

Posted on February 27, 2018 by pouringmyartout

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I have sent it to the publishers, along with the cover art. I have ordered a copy to proofread. Self-publishing rocks. My daughter, whom I am visiting in Arizona, you might recall, decided that just formatting and sending all my books to the place that prints them is easier than teaching me how to do that part myself. So… yay… and phew!

I did do all the cover art, and send that in, with just some help from my son-in-law.

Here is the entire cover as it gets sent…

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It is a wrap-around kind of thing.

Just so you know, book four of The Otherwhere Chronicles is the end of the adventure… but maybe not. Our hero… that me from another dimension… now has stealth spy ships that are undetectable on any scanner. He has a triangular stone that is a memory device of the ancient race of beings called the Shann… that some humans call ‘the Giant Flying Pickles’ because they do, indeed, look like giant flying pickles… and he can learn anything instantly. Oh, and he now knows how to use the gate that leads to all other dimensions… because it is the husk of a dead, Giant Flying Pickle, and they travel between dimensions to sow life back into each universe after new big bangs, and this one died while crossing over, and is still really in all the dimensions at once… did you get all that?

Anyway, now that our hero is the CEO of the biggest company in the history of anywhere, and, as Supreme Commander of the allied fleet has saved his dimension from that invasion by the Keelar Black Fleet, he can literally go to any dimension, which is the same as being able to go to any time or place that ever could exist.

So why, I ask, couldn’t this be the next Doctor Who?