Lit-up clouds, crows in an oak tree, an invisible city, and some roses…

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Back in the Bay Area, a cool sunset from my mom’s deck last night. The sunset wasn’t much, but there were some clouds that were lit from below and seemed to glow.

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These photos don’t really capture the opalescent quality of the light.

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But I do what I can.

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This morning, same balcony. Two crows were waiting for me to leave so they could steal some cat food.

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So I left them too it, and drove further up into the Berkeley hills, to one of my favorite places. That is San Francisco, over across the bay, still being shy and hiding in the morning fog.

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But I wasn’t there to see the city. I will be seeing the city from many different vantage points… and maybe a few disadvantage points, if me and Big Johnny go on one of our bar-crawls.

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I was there to see some roses.

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Which is why I was at the Berkeley Rose Gardens.

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Yes, I know, I go there almost every time I go back to the Bay Area to see my mom.

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Hey, I like roses. I like nature. I like trying to get the perfect photo of a flower, or a dog, or a sunset, or a horse.

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And I will expand on that in the next two posts… comprised entirely of pictures of flowers that I took this morning. HA!

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I see dead people… and San Francisco… and some turkeys…

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I know, every time I come back to the Bay Area, I go and visit my friend, John. And yes, I know he died some time ago. Technically, I go and visit his memorial tree, under which most of his ashes are laid to rest. The rest of his ashes, well, the story of what I and another friend did with those was an epic tale, and I am pretty sure I posted about it. You should look for it down there… and no… I don’t remember what the post was called. I name my posts weird stuff.

And yay! The little tiki-stake I carved for John is still there!

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He is, just so you know, now taller than me.

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And he still has a great view of San Francisco, which is over there, past Berkeley, and the Bay, and the fog or haze or fire smoke from all the fires burning in California… or whatever that is.

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And driving back from visiting my friend, I saw some turkeys.

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I mean, my post titles are weird, but I don’t ever lie to you.

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Flowers and love and stuff…

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Back in the Bay Area, back in the house where I grew up, back in the backyard where I played as a child.

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I know, every time I come back, I do posts about the backyard. I love the backyard.

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My mom, who just turned 95, catching some rays.

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Crows in the top of the redwood tree across the street, looking enviously into the backyard.

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It isn’t the biggest backyard there ever was.

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But it seemed huge when I was little. Endless summer days, playing with my brothers or my best friends.

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The flowers are different now. New things have been planted over the years.

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But it is a timeless place.

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My father’s ashes are scattered back here. He grows in the flowers and trees.

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There are little secluded spots of dappled sun and shade.

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Places, like under the spreading canopy of the old plum tree, where you can go to be alone.

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Honeysuckle and sunshine.

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Shades of color, shades of the past.

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The clean, pure innocence of youth.

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My kids also played here when they were little.  Now, they come back and plant new flowers.

 

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A special birthday, a long drive, and a new adventure that isn’t going to be all new…

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I am back at my mom’s house in the San Francisco Bay Area, so that means pictures of flowers and dogs and sunsets and lots of other stuff.

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I drove 500 miles, from San Diego to the place I was born and raised. Los Angeles was its usual glamorous self.

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It is a drive I have done so many times, and I have already posted about it a lot of different ways.

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And now I am back at the house where I grew up, watching another sunset. I suspect that some of the colors in this one are due to the smoke from the huge fires burning all over California.

 

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Redwoods and roses. A setting sun. A place I love. I will try to keep you entertained…

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Because I am going to be here for more than a week.

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Bones… the final chapter… tortured souls…

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I am wrapping up this experiment in mirror imaging… except for one silly idea I have floating around in my head.

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I will let the crack squirrels that live inside my skull chew on the idea while I go on my latest adventure.

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But there are going to be lots of photos of my journey, and I will be pretty busy.

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And you know how those crack squirrels are… which is why I sometimes end up looking like this poor guy.

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What I did yesterday… (Or); Wait, what the heck is that?

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What is that? It is contemporary art. How do I know that? Because it is in a contemporary art museum. I am a fan of art. I don’t always get contemporary art, but I support it… even when I was in the MOMA, the Museum Of Modern Art in San Francisco once, and there was a pile of bundles of newspapers tied with string in the corner on the top floor, and you couldn’t tell if it was art or just recycling waiting to be picked up. You had to think about it, so I guess that made it art.

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I liked this piece. It was called ‘Fred’. It was, more or less, your basic, orange electrical extension cord… if it had mated with a boa constrictor snake that just ate a really big meal.

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I love this one. It is called ‘Tire’, and it is indeed a car tire. A Mexican artist had carved flowers into the tread. I would love to dip that in white paint and roll it all over town.

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It is a flag, with a hole burned in it, mounted on a blackboard. Through the hole, you see Mickey Mouse in the desert. Open to a lot of interpretation. But I do now want to get a bunch of small flags and cover something over with them, and then varnish it until the flags are stiff.

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Various parts of a cartoon Superman, spilling off a shelf. Ripe with symbolism. Discarded heroes, waste, change, and poor housekeeping.

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I was actually working. I pulled some extra shifts at my new gig as a private security officer. I spent 6 hours making sure that nobody touched the exhibits at the contemporary art museum in downtown San Diego.

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I am saving up some extra money, because I am leaving in two days for a two-week-long adventure.

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I have to say that one room affected me deeply. It was done by a young African American artist. Her dad was drafted into the army in 1966, fighting in Vietnam. Two years later, he was in the Black Panther Party. There were copies of redacted pages from his FBI files, received by the artist through the freedom of information act. He was being investigated by something in the FBI called the Racial Intelligence Unit. WTF? But those two images, taken two years apart, a young man drafted to fight a war that nobody could explain why we were fighting, then, a young man who looks much older. What had he seen in the war? And, more importantly, what had he seen in America when he came home, that changed him so?

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Okay, that wasn’t at the museum. That is what happens when your daughter keeps a sweet potato in the warm pantry for too long without eating it. I call it ‘Banana Slug With Purple Hair’.

 

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Reflecting upon stupidity… putting a mirror to tRump… part 8… special ‘angry idiot’ edition… and I swear, this is the last one… because I am going on an adventure in a few days, and there will be lots of photos!

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I still think that this simple, digital magic mirror image effect somehow highlights things about this man that the original photo doesn’t.

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I mean, yeah, they are just plain funny…

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And I am enjoying doing them…

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But they really make me take a closer look at the details.

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The anger and disdain really pops in that one.

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The hate is all there.

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The overall smallness of the man really stands out.

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This is the leader of the free world.

 

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Reflecting upon stupidity… putting a mirror to tRump… part 7… the happy idiot…

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I found a couple of photos of our benevolent supreme leader in an absolutely giddy state of happiness.

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No doubt they were taken right after he did something horrendous, like ordering young children to be pulled screaming from the arms of their parents…

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Or giving huge tax breaks to his rich friends…

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Or allowing coal companies to dump toxic waste into streams and rivers…

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Or letting hunters shoot bears from helicopters…

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Or saying that Nazis are nice people too…

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Or maybe he just got back from hanging out with his buddy, Putin, or right after a particularly moist evening with some Russian hookers…

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I mean, he has so much to be happy about, right? Also, that is the ugliest hat I have ever seen.

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Well, you may not have read the first three books in my action/humor science fictions series, but the fourth book is now officially finished and available to all…

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Yes, it is finally finished. This book closes the story that began in book one. Follow our unlikely hero as he rises from a janitor at a Texas-style saloon on an alien space station, battling space pirates, unraveling plots and avoiding assassins, to become the head of the biggest corporation in any universe and the commander of the allied fleets as they try to stop an invasion from another dimension.

Thanks again to my daughter Jessica, who does all the formatting for the self-publication, and fixed the broken link that will now allow you to click the picture of this book in my sidebar and be taken to where it is sold… for an extremely reasonable price, I might add.

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Reflecting upon stupidity… putting a mirror to tRump… part 6… now with added funny bird names…

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Flock of Smeagols.

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The Two-Faced Peckerwood.

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The Blahsterich.

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The Fluffy Dodo.

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A Blahsterich egg.

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The Fatbird.

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The Flamongo.

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The Tufted Crotchcreeper.

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