Category Archives: thinking about stuff

Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 2…

Posted on January 12, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Congratulations! You did it! You became a world-class douche-nozzle, a life-sized human phlegm statue, a vile, despicable, low-life piece of swamp vermin! Good job! Now we can get into the actual lesson plan for how to get away with all … Continue reading →

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 1…

Posted on January 12, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Step one is actually the hardest part. In order to get away with being a really horrible person, first, you have to become a really horrible person… unless you already are a really horrible person, and then, well, you came … Continue reading →

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Against all enemies, both foreign and domestic…

Posted on January 12, 2017 by pouringmyartout

I am going to make one more attempt to tell you how close we are to becoming a totalitarian state with a dictator as our leader. Because I don’t think most people really see the threat looming over us. But … Continue reading →

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Can we stop calling them buildings?

Posted on January 11, 2017 by pouringmyartout

I get confused by the word ‘building’. Somehow, it is not only a thing you do, but the thing you are doing that thing to. To me, it makes no sense that, once you are done doing that thing, you … Continue reading →

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Stop telling us you are the ‘real America’, tRump supporters!!!

Posted on January 10, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Because you aren’t. This country was established under the premise of freedom of religion for everybody, not just white Christians. Yes, we had slavery, but we fought a war to end it, and then fought political battles to make all … Continue reading →

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An open letter to the ‘good’ people who voted for tRump…

Posted on January 10, 2017 by pouringmyartout

You decided to overlook his racist comments and followers, even though you aren’t a racist. You ignored his statements about women, even though you aren’t a sexist. You ignored his mocking of a disabled reporter, even though you have empathy … Continue reading →

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… the final solution… uh… I mean chapter…

Posted on January 10, 2017 by pouringmyartout

I know I already made the joke about disguising yourself as a tRump supporter in order to make it through the next four years, but I could never do that. I was going to finish this series with the joke … Continue reading →

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 15…

Posted on January 9, 2017 by pouringmyartout

I think the best way to make it through the next four years of the tRump presidency is to lock yourself away in a comfy room somewhere, and read my blog… all of it… from the very beginning.

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 14…

Posted on January 9, 2017 by pouringmyartout

I honestly don’t have any good Trump-era survival tips for my female readers. I wish I did… I have two daughters… and a wife… and a mom. Despite Trump’s claims that he promotes women in his companies and treats them … Continue reading →

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 13…

Posted on January 9, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Invest your money in wall-building materials, taco trucks, and giant, gold letter T’s… but don’t actually drive around in the truck… that might get you deported… hire some Trump supporters to do that.

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