Category Archives: Everything Else

So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 8…

Disguise yourself as a Trump supporter. I know, this is… unpalatable… but you don’t actually have to shoot anyone or anything, or yell racial or sexual slurs, or punch your wife or grab a stranger’s vagina. You just have to … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 7…

Fake your own death. I am sure this will be fairly complicated. I just come up with these brilliant ideas… I don’t pretend to be able to provide all the details. I can’t do everything. And we can’t all move … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 6…

If you are not white and male, I strongly suggest you get some white makeup and a fake mustache. I know, I feel bad about this too, but, in case you haven’t noticed, the guy is a racist and a … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 5…

Okay, I may not have thought this one through. I was going to suggest that you bio-engineer a virus that will kick off a zombie apocalypse, on the theory that the survivors would end up living in a Trump-free world. … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 1…

Hide under your bed for four years. What? Oh, well, of course I sleep in a bed like that. I am a Scottish Lord, remember.

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8 years of letting nothing get done, and what’s the first thing Republicans do?

Get rid of ethical oversight. You shameless asswipes.

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And this guy…

This might have been the fastest art I ever saw made that was still pretty dang awesome… did that sentence make any sense, grammatically or otherwise? What I mean is that the paintings were beautiful and eye-catching… But he was … Continue reading

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Go fish…

  Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco was… and is… a working part of a big fishing port. I saw all these fish on the side of a seafood restaurant. I just thought they were sort of cool… So I am … Continue reading

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I finally took a good photo of a flaming plum pudding!!!

It is not easy to do, because, if you use the flash, you can’t see the fire, but if you don’t, the shutter is open for a long time, and any movement makes the picture blurry. Technically speaking, that is … Continue reading

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Wait… is that Willie???

Why yes, it is our little godson, Willie! It ain’t Han Solo frozen in carbonite! There is nothing more satisfying than sticking your face in one of those things, then running around to the other side and smushing your own … Continue reading

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