Category Archives: Everything Else

Maybe you shouldn’t let me babysit your kid…

Olivia… get down from there… this instant!

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Wiggly hands…

I only took two pictures while I was babysitting Olivia yesterday. We got distracted by a hail storm… But I have removed the background from a picture I took last week… So we are going to have some fun with … Continue reading

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Ummm… is the world trying to tell me something?

I snapped this photo from my car on the way to my babysitting gig this morning. I didn’t even notice the church… or the arrow… until just now.

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Why yes, that is real hair…

No… it isn’t human hair… I got it by brushing our dog, then hot-glued it on… Okay, for those of you who are new here, I will backtrack a bit. I got these two little Dia De Los Muertos skulls… … Continue reading

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Seriously, Joey, get that kid a haircut…

I am babysitting Olivia again this week, the daughter of some friends… and, I don’t mean to be critical… but… Anyway, I am sure there will be more pictures of my little buddy soon.

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… the final horribleness…

This final lesson on how to get away with being a really horrible person is for only the most committed, hardcore, fanatic, life-long horrible people. The ones who were either born horrible, or had something horrible happen to them during … Continue reading

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 7…

If you have tried all the other steps in this how-to guide for getting away with doing and saying horrible stuff, and people are still accusing you… of the horrible stuff you did or said… lie your ass off. Even … Continue reading

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 6…

Another important way to avoid getting in trouble for your own heinous actions, now that you have decided to become a really horrible person, is the counterattack. As soon as someone mentions any of your horrendous deeds, threaten to sue … Continue reading

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 5…

Here is another good trick for getting yourself out of hot water once you commit your life to being a really horrible person. Whenever someone asks you why you did one of the horrible things you did, immediately respond by … Continue reading

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 4…

We are now getting to some of the more advanced tips on getting away with being a complete curmudgeon, scoundrel, cad and bounder… sorry for the harsh terminology. When you are confronted with accusations pertaining to your outlandish behavior, and … Continue reading

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