So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 5…

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Okay, I may not have thought this one through. I was going to suggest that you bio-engineer a virus that will kick off a zombie apocalypse, on the theory that the survivors would end up living in a Trump-free world. But, as soon as I started doing this post, I realized two things. Most of his followers are well-armed gun nuts or out-and-out survivalists, and they are probably going to end up being the ones who repopulate the world… oh boy… and also, Trump won’t be attacked by any zombies… because they are looking for brains… so never mind.

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10 Responses to So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 5…

  1. wordzsmyth says:

    Prozac- eating zombies are already here. Leftist retards who are not worthy of a president who wants freedom from Hellary’s elite slave owners. But you get one regardless.

  2. List of X says:

    No! Trump has great brain! Amazing one! Every zombie that tried it, said it’s the best brain ever!

  3. Pingback: So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 5… | Michael's Origins

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