Monthly Archives: November 2014

I have a $%#@^&*%^$# virus on my &^%$#@&%$# computer…

Posted on November 10, 2014 by pouringmyartout

My computer is sick. I don’t know what I did to infect it because I am a computer moron. I keep getting kicked off the internet and I am under assault by countless new viruses… I don’t know when it … Continue reading →

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Just say no no to NaNoWriMo… uh… which I guess would make it NoNoNaNoWriMo…

Posted on November 9, 2014 by pouringmyartout

… or maybe NaNoNoNoWriMo… or NaNoWriMoNoNo… or NoNaNoWriMoNo… but any way you say it, this post might be controversial to a lot of you, so bear with me and don’t get mad until you hear me out. For those of … Continue reading →

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Okay… sorry… I am just so proud of this tweet that I can’t wait and save it for my ‘twit wit’ series of posts…

Posted on November 8, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Maybe there is a reason we are afraid to eat green eggs and ham… are you even a real doctor???

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I don’t really give a crap how many pickled peppers Peter Piper picked…

Posted on November 8, 2014 by pouringmyartout

What I want to know is: Were they organically grown peppers, with no genetic modifications, and were they picked under the proper conditions… I mean, was Peter Piper exploited in any way? Did he earn a living wage? Did he get … Continue reading →

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Dinner… and a show…

Posted on November 8, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Way before I, or anyone else, ever heard of Weird Al Yankovic, I developed a fascination with rewriting songs to make them funny. It is an easy and amusing way to spend your time and play with words. This is a little … Continue reading →

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This is what the inside of my head looks like…

Posted on November 7, 2014 by pouringmyartout

It is full of colors because I am an artist. And it is full of me… also because I am an artist, so I am naturally full of myself… hey, you have to be a little self-centered to be an artist…. … Continue reading →

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If you are stupid and ugly, could you please follow my blog…

Posted on November 7, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Because so far, all of my followers are brilliant and good looking… and I should try to diversify a little…

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Every now and then…

Posted on November 7, 2014 by pouringmyartout

… just every once in a while… I wish the crazy voices in my head would take a day off…

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Twit Wit… part 31…

Posted on November 7, 2014 by pouringmyartout

*I have a crazy idea! What if we all just DON’T KILL ANYBODY TODAY!!! *Have a dream… carry it with you… they don’t weigh much… *The river meets the sea, and neither is ever alone again… *Has anyone ever started … Continue reading →

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And just so you know… if you live in a state where it is against the law to use a cell phone while you are driving a car…

Posted on November 6, 2014 by pouringmyartout

It is still illegal even when you hold the phone like a walkie-talkie… It is still a cell phone… not a Star Trek communicator…

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