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A rewritten song for my friend, Big Johnny…(to the tune of ‘Fat Bottom Girls’ by Queen)…

I used to be a raging beast Didn’t know my West from East And I had major problems with authority But your great big toothy smile And your whimsical sense of style Big bad Johnny, you done made a good … Continue reading

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It’s not a poem… it’s a song… I just haven’t recorded it, turned it into a cute video, and stuck it on my blog with my other songs yet…

Outward Bound ——————————– Well, they’re starting final countdown, and the seatbelt light is lit Goodbye mother earth, I’m gonna miss you just a little bit Well the stewardess is pretty and she brings me one more beer As I was … Continue reading

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Dinner… and a show…

Way before I, or anyone else, ever heard of Weird Al Yankovic, I developed a fascination with rewriting songs to make them funny. It is an easy and amusing way to spend your time and play with words. This is a little … Continue reading

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What would Buckwheat say?

You gobstta absentumate da posipive Eemiminate de negapive…. That’s what Buckwheat would say. I’m pretty sure.

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I might offend some of you today…

And I do apologize. But I am going to do a few posts today that will piss some people off.  If you are extremely religious and don’t have a sense of humor about it, do not read my next few … Continue reading

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Another song by me…

Your love takes me away… Sorry about the sound. The volume is low. I sang it along to the version on my computer with cheap speakers. Next time I will use a CD…

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Wisdom, passion and pride…

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