Monthly Archives: September 2014

This is another post from the early days of my blog… because I have stuff to do today… no… really… I have a life…

(You can tell this is an old post because it starts off with me being 51… and I am now 54… but the truly scary part is that ‘sagging’… or whatever young guys call it when they walk around with their pants … Continue reading

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Okay, I swear this is the last picture of a crack squirrel with my mustache and goatee and sunglasses that I am going to do… today…

That looks so good I might have to dye my hair red… but it has occurred to me that my crack squirrels are now the second most popular speed-addicted rodents on the planet… right after this guy…

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Because one crack squirrel with my facial hair and cool shades is never enough…

 

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Sorry… the crack squirrels in my head made me do that…

For some reason they thought it would be funny to see what a squirrel would look like with my mustache, soul patch and sunglasses. And it is funny… because he sort of looks like Colonel Sanders… and now I am … Continue reading

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Another early post… because recycling is good for the planet…

This one was called: Random things you should know… ****************************** First of all, as a speaker of the English language, which I assume you are if you are reading this blog, you ought to be aware of one basic bit … Continue reading

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I just had a scary thought… what if war is actually part of nature’s plan for the human race?

Hey… simmer down… don’t get mad at me yet… This idea just popped into my crack squirrel-infested cranium and I haven’t had time to think about it yet. See, this is what the crack squirrels do. They come up with these … Continue reading

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Now this is how you set the bar for romance when it comes to asking a lady out on a date… okay, I’m a little nervous about how smooth this guy is, because the lady in question is my 15-year-old daughter… but still…

Why yes, that is indeed a handmade paper Tardis you see before you… The doors aren’t lined up because of the way I was holding it… it isn’t sloppy workmanship. The details are actually quite impressive… especially if you consider … Continue reading

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Well, I don’t usually give advice to the Commander in Chief and the Joint Chiefs of Staff… but here’s an idea…

Instead of dropping bombs on these Isis guys, why don’t we try dropping Big Macs on them first… I know, it sounds like a crazy idea at first… most of my ideas seem crazy at first, and it isn’t until … Continue reading

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You know that post where we are trying to break the record for the most comments on a single post… yeah, the one that has 32,514 comments on it… yeah, the one that WordPress still can’t or won’t tell us what the actual record is… yeah, the one that has more comments than the few we could find that have anywhere near that many comments, and they only have that many because they wrote something horrible or stupid, and went viral, and people commented just to tell them how much they suck… well I just submitted our post to the Guinness Book Of World Records… so remember when I told you to leave a comment on our post because it might go down in history? Well, it really might… and if we haven’t broken that record, maybe I will get one for the longest title of a post ever… and if that doesn’t do the trick, how about the fact that one of the comments on our record-breaking post was typed by a cat… yes, I know, cats type on blogs all the time, but has a cat ever typed a comment on a post with more than 30,000 comments??? I doubt it.

List of X says: September 7, 2014 at 6:18 pm (Edit) n k,jjmkxkjmjmjmjmjmjmjm uj ;/ddcffffffffff Reply List of X says: September 7, 2014 at 6:18 pm (Edit) that comment was actually typed by my cat. ********************** Yes, we might actually … Continue reading

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Oh, and I would also like to thank Julie one more time…

Because not only did she buy both book one and book two of my science fiction action/comedy novel seres, but she also got a copy of my charming children’s book: I Like Monkeys. On top of that, she mailed me … Continue reading

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