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Nobody Move!!! Where did my mustache go??? Don’t make me strip-search every last one of… oh… wait… I shaved it off… never mind…

Oh yeah, there is some skin that hasn’t seen the sun in a while. I have already done posts about why I have kept a mustache since I was 14-years-old. If you are curious, I suggest you do some digging, … Continue reading

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Well, my mustache seems to be missing…

Yup… the one I have had since I was 14-years old… when I first realized that, A: I could grow a mustache, and B: that my mouth naturally forms into a quirky, smug little smile that makes me look like … Continue reading

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If I could grow a beard that looked like that, you know I would…

Just sayin’…

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If you want to be an evil dictator… part 2…

Nobody ever looked good in a 1970’s adult film-star mustache… Not even adult film stars… In the 1970s… Avoid this look at all costs… Believe me, I am a student of history, and Adolf would have been lucky to get … Continue reading

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Dang it… I guess I sort of promised I would show you all my new beard… which still makes me look like a serial killer because it isn’t grown in all the way…

I love the irony of the fact that I waited until it was fully gray… or white, as the case may be… before I grew it out. I hope dogs, babies and horses still love me. I might have to … Continue reading

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Beards… part 2…

I must admit that there is something about beards. One guy, who was sort of a jerk, has forever become known in the pages of history by his nickname, which is a tribute to the color of his beard and not … Continue reading

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Beards… part 1…

I don’t really know what to make of beards. I am a mustache guy. I have had one since I was about 13… mostly because, when I don’t, my mouth looks like it is smiling all the time. And not my … Continue reading

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Okay, I swear this is the last picture of a crack squirrel with my mustache and goatee and sunglasses that I am going to do… today…

That looks so good I might have to dye my hair red… but it has occurred to me that my crack squirrels are now the second most popular speed-addicted rodents on the planet… right after this guy…

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Because one crack squirrel with my facial hair and cool shades is never enough…

 

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Julie, this one’s for you… sorry about that…

Okay… this will be a good example of how the crack squirrels that live inside my head operate. I have this friend named Julie. She follows my blog, even though she doesn’t have a blog of her own, and she … Continue reading

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