Monthly Archives: March 2014

But I’m an ex Berkeley liberal hippy… I can’t be a racist!!!

Yeah, that’s right… I have been accused of being a racist… sort of… in a really offhand way. You know that children’s book I did? The one called: I Like Monkeys. It is over there in my sidebar. I have … Continue reading

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Another old post… that shows off my mad tiki-carving skills…

This one is called: Tiki Time. It also tells you a little about the weird way my head works. —————————- Because I am now worried that you all think I am some sort of maniac that spends all my time dissecting people … Continue reading

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Today, on that post where we are setting the record for the most comments on a WordPress post and we are already up to 24,342 comments, we are going to play a new game…

It is called: Ask the crack squirrels… because you can ask the crack squirrels in my head any question you want to… about anything… and they will answer you… even if the answer doesn’t make any sense… because they are … Continue reading

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Now that is how you take a selfie!!!

(or): Hey, don’t beat yourself up…

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I really need to know…

While we were visiting Jessica in Arizona, she was teasing me once again about how I used to have a mullet. I keep insisting that I had long hair, but it was not a mullet. Hey, I grew up in … Continue reading

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Let’s sue somebody… Some unfortunate names for law firms…

Legal firm commercials I would really like to see… Have you been sexually harassed at your job? Come in to the law offices of Wiener, Dong and Cox for a free consultation. Are you suffering from impotency, but Viagra didn’t … Continue reading

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I haz skillz…

Somebody… and I won’t mention any names… made a comment about me not being able to cook. What a sexist remark. And just about as wrong as a remark can be. I was a house daddy for 15 years… (Our … Continue reading

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Seriously, if you live where it snows, just stop whining…

We get it… it’s cold… but San Diego has real problems. We just got hit by more than 2 inches of rain in just a few days… and have you ever tried to make a waterman? Trust me, it is not easy. … Continue reading

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So… uh… some random pictures of our little adventure…

I took that picture from the car on the way to Arizona. I like that mountain because it looks sort of like a castle. It is always fun to watch the sunrise, especially when you are travelling. We stopped at a … Continue reading

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Well… this is awkward…

I have been out-of-town since yesterday. My wife and I had to drive back to Scottsdale, Arizona, to pick up here new car… even though we were just there last week… because we couldn’t find one in the right color in California, … Continue reading

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