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Eat shit and die… (or);Happy Valentines Day!!!

One thing my wife got me for Valentines Day is this little plastic toilet filled with sour, purple candy. To eat it, you lick one of those two little plungers, and then plunge them into the candy dust. Then, you … Continue reading

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The Valentine’s Day post to end all Valentine’s Day posts… because I basically recycled all my old posts about hearts, love and Valentine’s Day into one, single post…

I have always wondered why we picked the heart as the human organ to represent love… What about our hands? Of all the senses, surely touch is one of the most important when it comes to love. The feeling of … Continue reading

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I haz skillz…

Somebody… and I won’t mention any names… made a comment about me not being able to cook. What a sexist remark. And just about as wrong as a remark can be. I was a house daddy for 15 years… (Our … Continue reading

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Some thoughts on Valentine’s Day… part 6… and I swear this is the last one…

I have always wondered why we picked the heart as the human organ to represent love… What about our hands? Of all the senses, surely touch is one of the most important when it comes to love. The feeling of … Continue reading

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Some thoughts on Valentine’s Day… part 5…

Ladies… if you want diamonds and gold for Valentine’s Day and every other holiday, and your birthday and anniversary, maybe you should have just married this guy… Or Donald Trump… I am just throwing that out there…

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Some thoughts on Valentine’s Day… part 4…

Guys… don’t buy the love of your life cut flowers. Get a living plant, keep it in the house for a while to remind her how sweet you are, and then plant it in the garden to show her that … Continue reading

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Some thoughts on Valentine’s Day… part 3…

Ladies… if you have ever said to your man: “Does this dress make me look fat?”… then I don’t think we should give you chocolate for valentine’s Day. Or is this just another one of those ‘mixed message’ things?

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