Just sayin’…

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That one was fun to do…

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Spewing hate in all directions…

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Just something to think about…

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Face swapping… because it’s a thing now… the final chapter… probably…

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Oh man… it’s Bernary Clinders… feel the bern… and is it just me, or does the… one on the right look like an old David Spade?

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Face swapping… because it’s a thing now… part 12…

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I know… it’s subtle… but it’s still funny…

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Face swapping… because it’s a thing now… part 11…

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Okay… come on… admit it… that is freakin’ brilliant…

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Mirages, a fat guy (?), and some aliens… and I need a Spanish translation here…

Well, here we are, at the end of my adventure to Arizona to visit my daughter. I got to be a monk for a day, and spend some quality time with my kid. And now, in case you have never before witnessed an actual mirage, please pay attention to this photo…

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If you look closely at the black car… no, not the silver one, the black one further up the highway… yes… now look underneath it… see what looks like water and a reflection of the car? The lines of the freeway vanish, and you can even see a reflection of that green sign to the right, too… no… not that one, the one to the left of that… That false water is an actual mirage, a trick of heat and bouncing light waves. Now, this wasn’t a particularly hot day, not by desert standards. But normally, dull black asphalt does not reflect anything. It isn’t shiny. But dark things do absorb heat, and this magnifies the effect. I have seen mirages on flat sand when it is really hot. It looks like a huge lake. I can totally see how somebody who was dying of thirst and going a little crazy would wander towards that refreshing water until they dropped dead.

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So, I left Arizona… another 6-hour drive back to San Diego, full of stuff I have seen quite a few times… and your mind starts to wander… especially mine… because it is full of crack squirrels… and they get bored…

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Yeah, see all those tire tracks on the dunes… I hate that people get ATVs and just go out to tear up the desert.

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My Spanish is not that good, despite the fact that I live 20 minutes form the Mexican border… but every time I stop at this rest area, I can’t help wondering if it is really named after a guy called ‘Fat Jimmy’ Sunbeam.

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One of my favorite parts of this long drive is when you start to climb back over the mountains into San Diego. These are some crazy rocks… how did the pioneers ever get over these in wagons.

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I mean, they came all this way, and then this…

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At the top of the first big mountain, there is a sign for the ‘Desert View Castle’.

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Now, I have driven by that exit hundreds of times over the years, but this time, I decided to get off and see the castle… and it was what I expected, a tourist trap. I didn’t even go inside.

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I just snapped a few pictures to share…

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Of the ‘desert view’…

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And frankly, after driving through desert, and walking in desert, for the whole weekend, I wasn’t impressed… but I am glad I pulled off the freeway…

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Because, on the road to the ‘castle’… I saw all this…

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It was all just lined up by the road in front of a few rundown old trailers and motor homes…

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In a weird way, this sums up California…

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Because most of the crazy people in the world end up living in California sooner or later…

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And the really crazy ones end up living in the desert…

 

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Face swapping… because it’s a thing now… part 10…

Ozzy And Sharon Osbourne Photocall

Ozzie and Harriet never looked better… wait… I meant Ozzy and Sharon… sorry… and is it just me, or does Ozzy look like Elton John in that picture???

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Face swapping… because it’s a thing now… part 9…

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Funny and creepy…

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The far reaches of forever…

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So, you know how, when I travel, I like to get up early and go on my morning adventure walks… I have shared enough of them here… but when I went to visit my daughter in Arizona, she doesn’t live in an ‘adventurey’ part of town… so I went on an adventure drive.

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I just headed East… into the rising sun, and found a cool little hill to climb… that isn’t the hill up there, that is just a hill I took a picture of because it looked awesome in the early morning light.

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I took these pictures, and considered what to do next… I had time, my daughter is not an early riser.

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Now, every time we visit Jessica, I see that awesome mountain in the distance… the one on the left in the picture above. I keep saying I want to go get closer to it to get some pictures, but something always comes up.

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I stood on that hill in the cool morning air, looking at the sun rising into the silver-blue sky…

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I love misty mountains disappearing into the far reaches of forever…

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And I was struck by how green the desert is at this time of the year…

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But mostly I was struck by an urge to get closer to that mountain with the awesomely steep drop-offs.

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So I kept driving towards the sun…

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And I did get pretty close to that mountain…

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Unfortunately, I ended up on an Indian reservation, and there were no roads leading to the bottom. It might well be a scared place to the Native Americans there, and they don’t want too many people climbing it.

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So all I got was these pictures, taken out of my car window as I drove as close as I could get.

 

 

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How to get fancy braids out of your hair…

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Well, after I got back to my daughter’s house from the walk in the park I showed you, she was already sick of the fancy braids that she got at the renaissance fair… just that morning…

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To see the full braids in all their glory, you have to go back to the pictures I showed you while we were still at the fair… just past the adorable pictures of me as a monk…

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I just thought it would be fun to get some pictures of the same process in reverse… because I share my whole life with you, and it can’t all be funny and exciting, can it?

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Anyway, I drove through two states to hang out with her, so… quality time!

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That right there is all the gear it took to make those braids… including two real leaves and two real flowers…

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But, as anyone who is female… or has two daughters… or used to have really long hair… (hey, once again, don’t judge me)… can attest, the best thing about taking braids out is that your hair looks really cool afterwards.

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