Bones… part 9… special ‘I’m out of my skull’ edition…

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Finding the right images on Google is the secret to this. A skull looking off to the side is much better than one looking right at you.

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Just like faces with the skin still on them, you can do the mirror image thing, but the basic symmetry works against you.

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It is still interesting…

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Just not as much so. And, when you do the double mirror image effect, it gets even freakier…

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And you never know what will happen.

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Wait, let me see if I have this straight…

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So, if I understand all this, tRump is mad, and on a news and Tweet rampage, because Manafort was caught up in the phony witch hunt- which, so far, you must admit, has managed to catch a whole lot of witches, but which tRump still claims is a rigged hoax, and is a pretty strange way to refer to a hunt for possible traitors to our country anyway- but tRump is even more upset that, while investigating Manafort, the investigators found a whole lot of shady shenanigans going on with Manafort’s finances and business dealings, and he is now being tried for those, and tRmp thinks that he shouldn’t be tried for crimes that were found while looking for evidence of other crimes that haven’t been proven… yet???

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Bones… part 8… ‘howlin’ wolf’ edition…

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Okay, it might just be a ‘yawnin’ dog’… I still keep forgetting to look at the tags on the images when I am Goggeling them.

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But whichever member of the canine family it is, and whatever it is doing… or was doing…

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It looks more artistic with some mirror image effects.

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I mean, in a weird, dark, sort of way.

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Bones… part 7… now with no words for you to have to read… and isn’t that nice of me, not typing a bunch of words in the post and expecting you to actually not only read them but process their meaning and perhaps even make some sort of coherent response with words of your own that you would also have had to type, because, really, why would I lay that sort of responsibility upon you, I mean, this isn’t your blog, so why should you have to do stuff???

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About my books… part 2… I have my new hook to write another book…

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As I mentioned, way down there below the crazy bone pictures and the Trump observations, in part one of this series, my newest book is, for all intents and purposes, done. That would be book four of my action/humor science fiction series, The Otherwhere Chronicles… Otherwheres Collide.

The little book that is in this picture is that book. A slightly larger version of that cover photo is in my sidebar now, and as soon as I sort out some technical glitches, it will be available for sale. Right now, the link doesn’t work.

And yes, I am still editing that novel where I am trying to turn the Disney fairy tale princess genre on its heads.

But, I write all my books in different ways. I need a hook… a gimmick… a… something… to get me motivated for starting the process. In the science fiction series, I wrote the whole thing- all four books- without ever knowing what was happening next. I made it all up as I went. Hundreds of alien and human characters, and billions of improbable situations, all just pulled out of my crack squirrel-infested cranium as I went. The murder mystery set in World War Two London, I invented the characters for the most part, but let the story unfold on its own. For the princess novel, I story-boarded the whole thing out, allowing some room for things to go their own way.

This next novel, which will be a thriller/suspense/young woman’s descent into madness and murder, has its own hook. I am starting at the end, and every other chapter will be a flashback into her life, slowly exposing how she ends up where she is. The chapters taking place in the present will move the story slowly to its conclusion, even as you learn what led to what is happening in them.

So tomorrow, I am going to start all the chapters, title them, type a few sentences, and then save them. I will go back to any chapter when it calls me to do so, and add more. I am not writing from beginning to end. I am writing it all at once, so to speak. I am very excited. Also, it is all going to take place in the San Francisco Bay Area, where I grew up, so it will have a real sense of realism.

I have a working title. The young lady is named Jinny.

The book will be called: Jinny Was.

I might even start each and every chapter with the words ‘Jinny was’… oh yeah.

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Bones… part 6… special ‘sexy otter’ edition…

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Is that really the skeleton of a sexy otter after I did some digital mirror image magic on it?

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I am not even 100% sure it is an otter skeleton, let alone a sexy one. I keep forgetting to look at the tags when I Google skeleton images. I have seen a lot of otters. I have done posts with pictures of otters from more than one of my adventures I go on to entertain you people. I looks like an otter to me. I suppose that the skeleton may have been posed to took like it was floating on its back on the ocean or in a lake, as otters do…

But here is the original image I found…

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Sure maybe that otter was posed to look like it was relaxing. But it does sort of look like it is posing for a centerfold shot. Hence the ridiculous title of this post.

Also, just so you know, I tagged this post with the term ‘sexy dead otter’ and if anyone shows up here because they found it using that search term, I am calling the police… and the SPCA… and a psychiatrist…

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Dear republicans, I understand the impulses that led you to vote for a businessman and Washington outsider…

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But maybe next time, you could find one that isn’t a racist, sexist, defaulting, defrauding, morally and literally bankrupt, pathological liar with a fragile ego and delusions of grandeur?

You know, one that isn’t such a dick.

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Bones… part 5… special ‘sea food’ edition…

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Just a simple digital mirror image effect on some fish bones…

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You don’t know what you will end up with.

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Especially if you double up and do two mirror effects, one right after the other.

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One fish, two fish, dead fish, eeeew fish.

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Okay, remember kids, sea mammals are not sea food… unless, you know, you are stuck on a life raft in the middle of the ocean for three weeks with no food, and one jumps right on your raft with you.

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I am not sure what sea mammal this is… a dolphin, maybe… I keep forgetting to read the tags when I am Googeling images for this series…

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I am also not sure if I could bring myself to kill and eat a dolphin, no matter how hungry I was.

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I am getting off topic, as I tend to do, but the real point is that we didn’t strangle whatever sea mammal this is, and eat it raw in some sick, twisted version of sushi night, so it is okay to use its bones for some art, right? That is called… uh… recycling?

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tRump does not get to have private meetings with foreign heads of state while we are paying him to work for us…

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If he was acting as our president, we should get to know what he was talking to Putin about. If he was in a meeting as a private citizen, he shouldn’t have flown there in a plane our tax dollars paid for. It could’t be a business meeting. The president isn’t allowed to conduct business. If they were discussing policy issues and tRump got a decent deal, why won’t he tell us what the deal was? Were they talking about hair care products and Russian hooker urine? I still think we have the right to know.

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Bones… part 4…

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When I was cruising Google images looking for skeleton pictures for this series, I came across this romantic pair.

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So naturally, I had to do some mirror image magic on them.

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He seems to want to gaze longingly into her eye sockets…

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While she seems more interested in a bone much lower down on his anatomy… HA!

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