Where dat cat at now?… part 1… (or): A game where we see how many funny things you, me and the crack squirrels living in my head can come up with to do with a picture of my cat…

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It is a simple premise. We take this image…

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Which I turned into this…

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And together, we try to come up with funny ideas of what to do with the cat until we are all entirely sick of doing it, and maybe just a little longer.

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Wet webs and digital magic… part 2…

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So, I have all those photos I took where I sprayed a mist of water on some spider webs, to try to get a shot of the sun lighting the drops up like little jewels of morning dew. But maybe you are sick of looking at them. So, to mix it up, I will try to do some weird stuff to them. I decided to start with some mirror images.

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The original image is nice.

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But weird is nicer.

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Wet webs and digital magic… part 1…

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Hey, if I have to explain it, you haven’t been paying attention.

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Dancing cat!!!

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I told you to look out for more pictures of my cat… well, the same picture, but different versions. All I did was take this picture…

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And painstakingly green-screen it in Photoshop…

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And now I can use it any background. So, come up with some funny ideas of where you want to see that cat. Be creative. There is honor in a clever idea.

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Now I can smell ground up bones and cow meat with big chucks of gristle and fat whenever I want to, and be reminded that I actually met Eric Idle…

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Okay, sadly it doesn’t really smell like Spam.

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It is sort of vanilla-ish.

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It should say that on the packaging somewhere.

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But still…

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I did get to meat… uh… I mean meet him.

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Just clearing some photos off my phone… part 6… special pet edition…

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No… we don’t want to go outside, it is hot out there.

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We will just stay here under the desk.

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Yeah, so what, I sleep in weird positions…

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Hey, I want to be in the pictures too!

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Dogs.

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And a cat. Remember this photo, I have some amusing plans for this one.

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Uh… you do know there is a comfortable bed right there, right?

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Just clearing some photos off my phone… part 5… and… what the heck?

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Well there seem to be a lot of crows in that Eucalyptus. Big crows.

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A lot of them.

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An unusual number.

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And a bunch in the tree next to that tree.

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Seriously…

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What the heck?

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Well, I shooed those crows away, showed ’em who is higher on the food chain.

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None of these pictures captures the whole mob of crows.

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But you get some idea.

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But the next day they were back… even closer to where I take my breaks outside at work… or are these even the same crows???

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Seriously…

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What the heck?

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Just clearing some photos off my phone… part 4… a matter of life and death, and a new friend…

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I was doing one of my patrols the other night, and I saw this preying mantis stuck in the orb web of a garden spider. Her back legs and wings were caught in the web, but her forearms were free. Whenever the spider came down to make the kill, she fought back with such bravery. I could either let nature take its course, or help her.

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So, I got her out of the web. I seem to be making a lot of spiders angry lately.

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I got her up on the arm of an outdoor couch, and used two sticks to try to take some of the web off.

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After she could walk, she climbed up onto a garbage can.

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That is a horrible picture, but you can see that she is still wrapped in webs.

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Between the two of us, we got most of it off.

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She seemed to know I was trying to help, and kept walking right over to me… or she was ready to attack me. Sort of hard to tell.

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Also, some slug was going crazy on that garbage can.

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Anyway, that is my new little friend.

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I hope she is doing well out there in the wild.

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As I went back inside, another mantis was waiting on the door. He seemed to be saying: ‘you are a friend to the mantis, and we will be your guardian spirits’… or he was just using the lights to attract bugs to eat.

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But, like my mom says: Nature in the wild is seldom mild.

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Just clearing some photos off my phone… part 3… and making it weird, with a new art form I call ‘tree faces…

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I do loves me some Photoshop!

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How else could you make a face out of that?

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I didn’t do a face with all the moon photos.

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Sometimes a picture of the moon is just a picture of the moon. I call that one; ‘Moon Crotch’!

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And sometimes, when the stars… and moons align, it already looks like a face, with moon eyes, eating a star.

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Just a moon and some leaves. Maybe that could have been a face.

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Just the reflection of a moon.

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Just a… whatever the heck that is.

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Just a moon, in the daytime, and a Eucalyptus tree… or maybe…

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Not???

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Just clearing some photos off my phone… part 2… and making it weird, with a new art form I call ‘tree faces…

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So I started taking pictures of the moon seen through trees. And I was just going to post the photos to clear them off my phone, but then, because sometimes the moon looked like an eye, I decided to use Photoshop and work a little weird magic.

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Not that the original image was bad or anything.

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It was just that I can take that…

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And make it that.

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Or make that…

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From that.

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That one, I didn’t even save the original photo.

Okay, having a technical issue. Back with more later.

 

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