Category Archives: thinking about stuff

I want you…

No… not like that… you flatter yourself… I want you… to show me the way… wait… no… that’s from a Peter Frampton song… I want you to stop farting around and follow my blog, dag nab it! Yes, that’s it… … Continue reading

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Even more stuff I have learned from staying alive longer than I ever expected to… part 2…

Never scoop up the dog poo in bare feet… especially if you have had another dog visiting your dog for a week… and the grass hasn’t been mowed in a while… take my word for it…

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Even more stuff I have learned from staying alive longer than I ever expected to… part 1…

Guys, multitasking is all well and good, but never try to save time by brushing your teeth while you take a leak… unless you have an extra toothbrush laying around… just sayin’…

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Here, this is for you…

Because obviously, if you aren’t following my blog yet, you must have a screw loose somewhere…

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It’s like Crowdfunding… only you actually get something in return… (or); This might well be my most shameless post yet, and when I say that, you know it means something…

So it occurred to me that instead of trying to switch my blog over to a paid- advertising-infested hell hole, we could try something else instead… something simple… and shameless… at least on my part… in order to make it so … Continue reading

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Some of the finished artwork from my new children’s book…

Just thought I would share a few of the pictures with you that I have been working on. Sort of give you an idea what the finished book will look like. Of course, there will be funny words on all … Continue reading

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I think we should make ties out of beef jerky…

Then, if you get hungry during a meeting…

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Drunk dialing the dog…

Last night, my wife and I went out for Mexican food. I had a couple margaritas. On the way home, with her driving, I just happened to glance at the screen of her in-dash monitor that was displaying a split-screen of … Continue reading

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Best spam comment of the week…

All it said was; “There will be no extended outcomes for you.” Unfortunately, I deleted it before seeing what they were trying to sell me. Viagra? Vitamins? Pills that make my junk bigger? Porn? Super-sized adult diapers? Bladder control medication? … Continue reading

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The two faces of WordPress… (or); Why is it that every kind of art has to end up being subjected to the whims of guys wearing expensive business suits, because isn’t that what broke the Beatles up???

I am still hoping… against hope… that I can somehow manage to turn my blogging hobby into a paying job, while also increasing the number of people who have access to my novels and children’s books, thereby increasing sales of … Continue reading

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