Monthly Archives: December 2013

Why I want Conan to come to my house for Christmas…

I am beginning to feel all Christmasy… Here is a recycled post about Christmas from last year, featuring my old friend, Conan the barbarian. ————————————————————– You all know I love that big crazy barbarian. But you may be asking yourself … Continue reading

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The monkeys are going crazy!!!

My new children’s book is a smash hit. There is this really nice guy who goes to my wife’s church. He is a school teacher. He teaches first graders. He heard about the book and borrowed a copy to read to … Continue reading

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Words matter, but they don’t matter much…

(or): Love is not a part time job… Love is not just a word. It is not just an emotion that you feel. Love is what you do. Love is like a job. If you say the word ‘love’ without … Continue reading

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Okay, I feel like I let you down…

I am seriously considering posting the final chapters of my murder mystery set in world war two London. I know I said I wasn’t going to, because I was afraid none of you would buy the book when I publish … Continue reading

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Do not buy my new book!!!

I know this is a strange thing for an unemployed author to say, especially one who spends so much time pimping… uh… marketing his books on the blog, Facebook, Twitter and so on, but here is the thing… oh, thing, … Continue reading

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This post is just to drive you crazy…

Yeah, I have a Santa tiki… well, my wife does, because I gave it to her for Christmas last year… no… that isn’t the only thing I gave her. And on my Christmas tree, I have little bears made out … Continue reading

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Is it sexist…

… if I point out that I have a lot of very beautiful ladies commenting and liking on my blog?

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Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

Oh, yeah, I am on fire…

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And now, back to the silly stuff…

I am a little disappointed. I think only a handful of people read my short story. I know it wasn’t the kind of thing you expect to see here, but I wanted to try branching out. I think it is … Continue reading

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Unnamed story… The End…

THE END by Arthur Browne Oh boy. Sleeping on the cold, hard ground again. Well, come on. Wake up. Let’s get the show on the road. Another day, another death. I feel you trying to go back to sleep. Wait … Continue reading

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